Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de to Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world · 2 days agoLocal hospital wants to make it really sure nobody is taking the shortcut to the morgue in the basement...discuss.tchncs.deimagemessage-square56linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageLocal hospital wants to make it really sure nobody is taking the shortcut to the morgue in the basement...discuss.tchncs.deMultiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de to Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square56linkfedilink
minus-squaremodus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoIn Amerikkka, they’ll bill your family for cleaning you off the floor.
minus-squareBygoneNeutrino@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 day ago…if someone decided to jump off my second floor balcony, I would probably send somebody the bill. You’re not allowed to clean it up with a shovel and a pitch fork; you have to hire an expensive biohazard team.
minus-squareDelphia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 day ago“I’M GONNA JUMP!!!” “Go for distance! Make sure you land on public property!”
In Amerikkka, they’ll bill your family for cleaning you off the floor.
…if someone decided to jump off my second floor balcony, I would probably send somebody the bill. You’re not allowed to clean it up with a shovel and a pitch fork; you have to hire an expensive biohazard team.
“I’M GONNA JUMP!!!”
“Go for distance! Make sure you land on public property!”