One of my points of pride is actually using my teeth. A light scrape or nibble dramatically increases tactile sensitivity and emotional intensity. If you know how to simultaneously integrate the tongue and lips properly you can really leverage that “crazy girl sex” that drives dudes fucking nuts. I may have had years of therapy but there’s a few holdovers just because crazy girls do it better. The other big thing is gregariousness because once you learn to use it with real day-to-day support and respect for people it just magnifies it.
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Humans lack many sharp teeth and have unimpressive jaw strength. It’s a much more beautiful show of trust with my dog.
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Holy fuck last sentence
But the bear trap also has this soft tentacle-like that can make your flesh stick feel good.
comprising
not comprised of
friggin’ dunce
It’s called a ring gag…
Nah, she takes her teef out first.
You haven’t loved until you have had a gummi
Who was the first man who was like “I wanna put my dick in the place for tearing meat”???
Honestly I’m kinda thinking the chick came up with the idea.
Oral sex definitely predates humans as a species, almost all social primates do it
You seen videos of monkeys doing it?
When you learn about animals you learn a LOT about animal sex.
Jim, would you like a sex metaphor or a nature metaphor?
Huh, I haven’t heard of that. I know they did other stuff but I didn’t know that sloppy top was one of them. What about cunnilingus?
I saw a crude depiction of the rusty trombone in a cave somewhere
No, that was a Rusty Venture.
Good question
Adam
Not so far from the actual first man, I presume
Easily an ancestor to the first man, I’d guess
Could still be a human, just not a homo sapiens sapiens, but maybe a homo sapiens or homo Neanderthalis, maybe as far back as homo erectus, if it is in the branch of great apes that makes up humans that invented felacio.
And chock full of germs that will give you an infection in probably the worst spot of the entire body.
Uh… it’s definitely not guaranteed that a penis will cause an infection. If this is a regular occurrence for you, talking to a doctor would be a good idea.
In fact, there was some research a while back that suggested that having oral sex first reduced the risk of yeast infections from penetrative sex at a later date.
The theory was that the woman’s body would be exposed to the foreign microbes in a smaller dose which helps train the immune system to deal with it.
I meant biting down on it
I think he means the mouth as being full of germs, and getting a infected ween stinks, sometimes literally.
Someone actually gets it. Like every other sexual act it is an act of trust.
Thrust too
I also see hoomans as collections of their individual pieces and am disgusted by their carbon-based appendages. One tried “speaking” to me by contracting disgusting throat muscles while exhaling air and flapping their boney-ingestion bear trap hole in strange ways. I saw small clouds of bacteria, viruses, and spit fly out of this hole. It was all very terrifying but I was horny. Worked out fine. Flesh bag’s aren’t so bad.
They’re Made Out of Meat https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7tScAyNaRdQ
Jeez, how long have you been spending on thesaurus.com?
God forbid they had a seizure mid act. Bye bye dingaling.
My boyfriend once got lock jaw while giving head to his ex. He got it out, but it was tight and it scratch up his dick pretty good from what I understand. Bf had to go to urgent care because his jaw was stuck mid blowjob for over an hour. They told the doc he had been eating a sandwich when it happened.
The funny part, though, is that they were hosting family for a weekend, and had snuck off for a mid day quickie when it happened lmao
Lol that’s horrifying.
feels good man
This is one reason I never understood tea bagging
Idk, man, depends on the bags, but I love getting the flesh purse dangled into my enamal-bladed bear trap sometimes
