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PugJesus@piefed.social to 196@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

Rules are stored in the balls

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Rules are stored in the balls

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PugJesus@piefed.social to 196@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • AcornTickler@sh.itjust.works
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    1 month ago

    Boypreggers?

  • we are all@crazypeople.online
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    1 month ago

    and that is how babby R formed.

  • KingKong33@lemmy.mldeleted by creator
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    That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about human reproduction to dispute it.

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      The fertillized egg would die as there would be no womb to support it

      • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world
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        That’s what the scrotum is for, idiot!

        • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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          Finally we have found a purpose for the scrotum

          • pmk@piefed.ca
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            Sometimes I hold it like the handle of a pistol and pull the trigger while saying “pew! pew!”-sounds. Which is, I believe, an example of what Sartre talked about with “existence precedes essence”. The scrotum existed first, and we find the purpose after?

            • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world
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              I think this is more consistent with the teachings of Diogenes, who said, in paraphrasing, “always be jerkin it… Everywhere.”

    • tpihkal@lemmy.world
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      Don’t feel bad, the reproductive cycle isn’t for everyone. I guess I’ll just have to take another one for science.

      A thank you would be nice.

  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Gestation is out, guystation is in.

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      Oh baby, let me connect my memory card and let’s make some progress

    • [object Object]@lemmy.ca
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      1 month ago

      Surely you gest!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Makes me curious if the thing from Junior was ever tried IRL.

  • Formfiller@lemmy.world
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    Better to be safe. stick to Grindr like an “alpha” should

  • socsa@piefed.social
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    1 month ago

    Babe, wake up new Mpreg lore just dropped

  • RagingRobot@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Hot

  • NightTitan@lemmy.world
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    Learn something new everyday. That’s why I always wear pants while having sex.

  • No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world
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    This is obviously not true, only pee is stored in the balls.

    • RagingRobot@lemmy.world
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      My cousin knows a guy who didn’t pee for a week and his balls exploded

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    I once saw a hentai where a futa was basically penis fucked by another futa and she got ball pregnant. Just wanted to trauma dump

    • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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      Gonna regret finally asking this question I’ve been too afraid to Google for years. What is a futa? Just… Be gentle with me when you answer.

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        It’s from futanari, the Japanese term for hermaphroditism. It usually boils down to “person with boobs and dick”.

      • Aremel@lemmy.zip
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        A lady with a dingdong.

  • St.Elsewhere@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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    Thank you for aborting the emojis. It was an important decision and I support you 100%

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    That’s gonna hurt on the way out

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    Alright thats enough internet for today.

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    Mmhmm. 'Strue. Happened to my cousin. Had to do a modified C section to cut the baby out if his balls.

    • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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      Get with the times, we’re doing Rust sections now.

    • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de
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      a P section

      • Burninator05@lemmy.world
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        I didn’t know it was spelled pballs.

        • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de
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          oops

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        a proconsul section

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