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Should’a been “Wood Knot”, or even “Wood Naut”.
My Dad’s sailboat was Passing Wind
I named my kayak Whoops, but put the letters on it upside down.
This would be even more epic if you do manage to flip it one day
I have flipped it lmao. Only like twice, but it was fuckin hilarious each time.
Pier pressure Is my favorite
The best ones ive seen in person have to do with divorce
But cirrhosis of the river is hilarious
The USS Unpaid Alimony
My dad’s friend had a boat named the “Oy Vey”
Should’ve been oy bay.
what does it mean ?
It’s just a Yiddish phase meaning something like oh, crap or ay yi yi.
I can’t decide whether the pencil-pusher who reviews boat naming paperwork has a great job or a terrible one. Should track their workplace injury stats and study the effects of frequent high-intensity eyerolling.
Vocal strain from constant light chuckling. The job title is called Chucklehead.
I saw one in Amsterdam called Koekblik (biscuit/cookie tin).
They’re all great except the last one. The “Cirrhosis” one went over my head but I looked it up, it’s excellent. The last one, “aqua holic”, isn’t a dad joke unless I’m missing something.
Being an aquaholic can lead to cirrhosis of the river.
Where’s “wet dream”?
I worked for a marina when I was a
childteenager, and my favorite boat name was a sailboat namedC:[ESC]
Had a friend whose dad named his boat The Other Woman.
Unsinkable 2 got me
Definitely the best.
To be fair though, for all we know unsinkable 1 didn’t sink but blew up or something.
It hit an iceberg.
Aboat Time is just Canadian
