Yeah, if they ever seriously have to conscript people, either the rules will be rethought, or they’ll make sure serving is preferable to being queer.
One thing to keep in mind about MAGA is that it’s brand new and actually very ill-suited to any kind of long term stability. It has loopholes, because it hasn’t mattered yet. Eventually, it will be rewritten in a way that’s more familiar and self-contained, like how the Reign of Terror became Napoleon.
I’m wondering if there’s any way I can pass myself off as too gay to serve without getting slaughtered by the regime
Yeah, if they ever seriously have to conscript people, either the rules will be rethought, or they’ll make sure serving is preferable to being queer.
One thing to keep in mind about MAGA is that it’s brand new and actually very ill-suited to any kind of long term stability. It has loopholes, because it hasn’t mattered yet. Eventually, it will be rewritten in a way that’s more familiar and self-contained, like how the Reign of Terror became Napoleon.