Inspired by a fediverse post that was appraranly marked by Piefed as “AI” and I didn’t see it cuz I’m using Lemmy… so I had no idea…
So anyways… how do y’all detect “AI”, IRL?
Magnets.
Me and my bf are autistic techies (not the “tech bros” type) no robot can emulate their social akwardness and i love them
Secret handshakes and codewords from movies I know the real one has never seen.
You’re in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down…NVM somebody beat me to it. Fuck. I guess I’ll just have to accept my new cyborg companions. Or just continue cutting toxic people out of my life regardless of if they’re cyborg or human. If that’s an option I would probably just do that until I’m also replaced by a cyborg.
Live out the dystopian future that is Westworld.
I would love my cyborg family
Win the cyborg over by accident with my overwhelming charisma and together we overthrow the BBEG.
You use rotating passwords, challenge/response phrases, secret handshakes, etc. Even without this dystopian nightmare scenario it’s good to at least have a crisis/I’m in danger secret word or phrase with family members in case someone needs help without making the situation more dangerous.
Ask any suspected bot the following logic problem then watch em explode.
Why?
Be seeing you.
All toddlers are checking everyone around them at all times.
The children yearn for the Voight-Kampff test.
So anyways… how do y’all detect “AI”, IRL?
I don’t meet AI IRL, I meet people.
And online?
- Too
- many
- useless
- Bullets
Too many titles
used to make
the lack of content look
more serious than it really is
Emoji, too 🎇💫🦧
;)
Reflash their firmware and make them do all my chores.
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
I’ve never seen Bladerunner. But why would I flip the poor thing on its back in the first place? It’s just a tortoise, what the hell did the poor thing ever do to me?
Somebody asked me this question before I saw Blade Runner, and I just got really angry and confused and said something like “of course I would turn it over! Why wouldn’t I?”
We always used to joke about me being a replicant. Then the same person tried telling this story to my dad and he also got angry and confused and was like “Well why wouldn’t she turn it over?!?”
That was how I learned I’m probably a replicant but also descended from a long line of replicants.
Well if a kid in a garage can make a partial nuclear reactor… Maybe make an EMP?
Edit: not a true reactor, but he was able to make some parts for it and supposedly got worried about the the amount radioactive material he had and began dismantling it but got caught with radioactive material.
EMPs are much eaiser and safer for the mad engineer to build and operate.
A signal jammer would a great detection method as any org is gonna be upset if the info isn’t coming in.
Too expensive. No government would use a cyborg when a bullet or even “re-education” will suffice.
I mean, I know the rich and powerful love AI, but not to that degree. They’d put the cyborgs in charge of firing the bullets and running the "school"s instead.
Not have loved ones!!! 🤓
