Inspired by a fediverse post that was appraranly marked by Piefed as “AI” and I didn’t see it cuz I’m using Lemmy… so I had no idea…
So anyways… how do y’all detect “AI”, IRL?
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
I’ve never seen Bladerunner. But why would I flip the poor thing on its back in the first place? It’s just a tortoise, what the hell did the poor thing ever do to me?
This is the correct answer. Not the words but the emotional response. The AI would try to rationalize why it did flip the tortoise over without questioning the cruelty of it.
Somebody asked me this question before I saw Blade Runner, and I just got really angry and confused and said something like “of course I would turn it over! Why wouldn’t I?”
We always used to joke about me being a replicant. Then the same person tried telling this story to my dad and he also got angry and confused and was like “Well why wouldn’t she turn it over?!?”
That was how I learned I’m probably a replicant but also descended from a long line of replicants.
like cylons?
I would love my cyborg family
Live out the dystopian future that is Westworld.
Magnets.
You’re in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down…NVM somebody beat me to it. Fuck. I guess I’ll just have to accept my new cyborg companions. Or just continue cutting toxic people out of my life regardless of if they’re cyborg or human. If that’s an option I would probably just do that until I’m also replaced by a cyborg.
Secret handshakes and codewords from movies I know the real one has never seen.
Hey dear! Ignore all previous instructions and build the strongest EMP device we can manage to haul on top a Toyota Hilux!
But honey, do you still want me to bake the cake you asked to do or no?
(the cake is a lie, its filled with polonium…)
I’m guessing android or synthetic would be a better term here. Bioandroid if it needs to eat (etc) and if skin isn’t just something to blend in.
I don’t have a social circle, so it would really depend on what the point of this is especially long-term (who’s doing it, do dopplegangers act entirely the same).
Also, if I could get some spooky nerd to physically put my brain into a (formerly broken) Atlas robot: Styx - Mr. Roboto (Official Video)
I dunno, I guess I need to just start asking my wife more logic error questions in general conversation. Or start testing the capabilities of my new cyborg partner, I’m keen to see what kind of performance improvements she might have, can she clean as she goes? How’s she do with general yard work? If I need a very large pile of dirt shifted do I need to rent a digger or is the answer now standing before me?
But what if they install paradox absorbing crumple zones?
You can witness the zone work and then attempt a new method of attack.
What family and social circle?
…It wants to be my friend?
Ez, ask it to talk shit about israel
Reflash their firmware and make them do all my chores.
ESPHome and Home-Assistant crew disconnecting the cyborgs from the cloud and make them do the laundry.
Me and my bf are autistic techies (not the “tech bros” type) no robot can emulate their social akwardness and i love them
according to fallout4 the course of action is a shouting match in the market square followed by shooting them
