• jeffep@lemmy.world
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    20 days ago

    I think if you’re creative, you can come up with a similar CV for yourself.

    I, for one:

    • have won a mini golf tournament at age 12
    • received an award for my achievements in school
    • wrote and recorded several songs

    (Don’t ask for details please but these are all true, technically)

    With the right parents added, I would have also achieved:

    • buy a luxury house