we should run up the AI usage, so your facilities end up costing too much money to maintain.
Do not use their services. You are being used as training data.
AI companies are hemorrhaging money all by themselves, don’t give them a penny and don’t give them your speech.
When cars come along you just yell “Car!” and get out of the street.
Game on!
Fuck cars
I’d rather burn down your headquarters than use your shitty, unreliable, insane environment killer.
But honestly, this guy is an asshole. He doesn’t seem to care about selling this to people. In fact, he’s practically openly hostile to people. He’s always talking to and selling to companies and government (America, mostly?)
It’s the most “bubble” fucking thing I’ve ever seen.
肏你祖宗十八代!
There’s a huge difference between the Gutenberg press and this crapola reasoning; that printer advanced knowledge. Fuckin AI might as well reverse all that was learned by causing most people to forego learning and become LAZY.
c/fuck_ai and c/fuckcars collab
Where I grew up, streets were the only place to play.
Yell car and move to the side. Then resume your street football game.
My kids still very much do this to this day. I’m sure in Saratoga or wherever this chode lives, nobody does, but us working class folks are still at it.
Party on Wayne!
Fuck you Jensen, jaywalking is a fake made-up crime.
No you really, ask your AI model to figure out the most creative way in which to go fuck yourself.
Is every sentence out of this idiot’s mouth stupid? Or is it 50:50?
I used to play footy in the street. Lived on a bus route . We’d just yell “CAR”, and then get out of the way. Once the vehicle had passed, we’d get back to it.
What, exactly should I use your bullshit hallucination machine for. It can’t even answer a question correctly, or in less than four paragraphs
Cars don’t have the ability to know more about me than I know myself, or empty my savings account, or decide that I’m a threat to the prevailing order by reading through the sum of my online content, or manipulate or replace me.
Then WE should be the ones benefiting, not scumbag parasite corporations.
I get what you mean but without sufficient sources of renewable energy - which do not exist right now and cannot be expanded without exploitation of miners (including children) in the Congo and elsewhere - there’s no way this technology can benefit us in a net sense. Summaries of messages we read anyway and uncanny simulations of celebrities eating pasta will never offset the damage inherently caused to the natural world by the energy consumed by the slop machine.
Like there are no ethical billionaires, there’s no ethical generative AI (except for early-development-stage medical / science stuff like protein combinations or cancer diagnoses, though I think the cancer-detecting AI is way older than current gen AI)
If an LLM spat this out we would call it a hallucination.
But his press training will call it “spin”
I spat my drink out reading this
I disturbed my wife reading next to me reading this
He was alive before cars were around? This is mildly concerning. I guess that zoro ranch baby jerky really increases their lifespans
Everyone has to start buying my product. We have no choice. I don’t make the rules.
Happy cake day!
And to you as well!
Woohoo!!
People are always asking me if I know you
Shhhh… We don’t talk about that.
Oh sorry. I haven’t been getting much sleep lately. Everything feels like a copy of a copy of…
I am Jack’s total lack of surprise





