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hitwright@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago

Moscow now has UFOs... it's OVER :(

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Moscow now has UFOs... it's OVER :(

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hitwright@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • Dultas@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    Great, now we have to worry about Yuri.

    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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      4 hours ago

      the only YURI is the YURi prime.

  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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    6 hours ago

    the daleks have descended onto moscow.

  • buddascrayon@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    The roof

    The roof

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    1 day ago

    Yes the roof fell off in this case, but I don’t want anyone thinking that Moscow isn’t safe.

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    Nah, this is the movie poster for the Russian version of “Independence day”

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      The name of the movie in russia is “Dependence Day”. Perhaps if you were nearby when that happened it might be “Depends Day”.

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    The best part of this is it was hit by a Russian AA missile.

    The writers of this reality are clearly just phoning it in.

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      I went ahead and made the lemmy modification.

      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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        17 hours ago

        Mine are still orange.

    • Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
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      1 day ago

      Source on that? That would be hilarious

      • nonentity@sh.itjust.works
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        1 day ago

        My post is wholly based on this: https://rdx.overdevs.com/comments.html?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FDamnthatsinteresting%2Fcomments%2F1u9mnz5%2Frussian_air_defence_missile_accidentally_hits_its%2F

        Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

        • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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          1 day ago

          Wheeeeeeee

          • TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip
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            1 day ago

            That footage was hilarious, that one interceptor firing vertically 30 seconds after the drone had passed was peak comedy.

    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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      1 day ago

      No fucking way.

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    1 day ago

    Unfortunately disqualified from Turret Toss competition due to size violation, but a stunning effort nonetheless!

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    KyaputnikSpaceProgram

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    2 days ago

    I saw the first image that had a tight crop and I wasn’t sure what I was looking at for a few seconds. This photo is way more clear…UFO! We’re doomed!

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    Which one of you told the aliens about our oil and gas reserves?

  • lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com
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    2 days ago

    You hate to see it when thinking about the environment.

    You love to see it when thinking about Putin getting briefed what’s on fire this time.

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      Nah its good for the environment, they were going to burn that anyway. Now it’s still burnt, but the infrastructure is trashed.

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        Lol. That’s quite a take, I kinda like it. ( I mean they’ll build it again using more materials and energy, but I don’t want to be a pooper of the party )

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          Probably :( My basis is that in game theory if you want to disincetivise a behaviour you need to keep harming agents that take that action (negative reinforcement), but I suppose that doesn’t apply here bc the Ukrainian signalling is about invading Ukraine, not the environment.

          There is the additional factor that this reduces the output of oil power plants, creating more demand for electricity, so there’s now a better opportunity for someone to build renewables to get more profits. I suppose you could also build something else, switch back to coal? Lmao

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    Ukraine will transform Russia from a “fossil fuel export nation” into a “fossil fuel import nation”.

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    2 days ago

    It’s the 1,584th of February 2022… Can take much longer…

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      2 days ago

      30 days has September, April, June and November; all the rest have 31; except February which has 28, 29 or 1584!

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    2 days ago

    Obviously diesel powered.

  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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    2 days ago

    “Then the oil from the coach lamps ignites and there is a second explosion, out of which rolls—because there are certain conventions, even in tragedy—a burning wheel.”

    Terry Pratchett, Soul Music

    • nkat2112@sh.itjust.works
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      1 day ago

      That was a very appropriate quote - from a phenomenal book. Thank you for sharing that.

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      2 days ago

      GNU

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