*loads several plates and face with buffet*

Now THIS is science!

Deep Fried Memes? I’d visit that!

Science conference at a day spa resort:

200 people in bathrobes listening to a lecture

You just have to get sponsored by Epstein and away you go.

Same with tech conferences. Find me at the breakfast and lunch buffets, and maybe scouring the vendor booths for some free socks and shirts.

Then why is the food at my school’s academic events so fucking bad? 🙃

I want to write something here about the best conference catering ever, but it would probably dox me, so I won’t.

Still chasing my white whale: the eppendorf pipette pen.