Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoIn a alternative universe a wife said no to her husbands requestlemmy.worldimagemessage-square36linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squarebzLem0n@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoThe sponges, gloves, Pringles can, and lotion go together to make a DIY fleshlight, apparently.
minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoOkay, those I get. But the handcuffs? You handcuff Your little sister to the radiator… so she doesn’t bother You while you’re playing Fortnite, right?
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoWhen I was 5 I handcuffed the neighbor girl behind her back…then I tickled her.
minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoFuck it. I’m living alone, I like pringles. I’m trying this out tomorrow.
minus-squareImgurRefugee114@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoThe world is ending you can just buy a toy
minus-squareturtlesareneat@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoA set of $13 silicone fuck rings have me coming like I’m 15 again, highly recommend getting the toys.
minus-squareFireRetardant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoWhy buy a toy when you can build a partner. Put googly eyes on the pringles man and watch them roll back as he takes it.
minus-squarellamapocalypse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoWhat a horrible day to be literate
minus-squareCarl@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoWell, they wouldn’t need to put googly eyes on him, if the company didn’t take the joy, and whimsy out of his eyes.
minus-squareosaerisxero@kbin.melroy.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoPlease report back with the results
minus-squarecrank0271@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoPay close attention to the orientation of those scrubber sponges.
minus-squareJohanno@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoThe cylinder must not be harmed
minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoMy dick isn’t big enough to harm a pringles can.
minus-squaredaannii@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoThat doesn’t sound cleanable. Just invest in legit one that can be cleaned. But I guess teenagers can’t buy sex toys. Honestly there should be some sex toys available to teenagers. Like smaller vibrators. Fleshlights. Cause anything too big could be too risky for kids. But I feel like teenage libido should be acknowledged and they should be given options.
minus-square666dollarfootlong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoIts not ment to be cleanable, just single use - hence the rubber gloves
minus-squareblarghly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoOkay. I will sit over here, a loooooong way away from you, and let you work. And then you can tell me how making sex toys for teens works out for you.
Wait, sponges?
The sponges, gloves, Pringles can, and lotion go together to make a DIY fleshlight, apparently.
Okay, those I get. But the handcuffs? You handcuff Your little sister to the radiator… so she doesn’t bother You while you’re playing Fortnite, right?
When I was 5 I handcuffed the neighbor girl behind her back…then I tickled her.
Missing the gloves, but still
Fuck it. I’m living alone, I like pringles. I’m trying this out tomorrow.
Use name checks out
Your uhhh, Username checks out.
The world is ending you can just buy a toy
A set of $13 silicone fuck rings have me coming like I’m 15 again, highly recommend getting the toys.
Go on…
Why buy a toy when you can build a partner. Put googly eyes on the pringles man and watch them roll back as he takes it.
What a horrible day to be literate
Well, they wouldn’t need to put googly eyes on him, if the company didn’t take the joy, and whimsy out of his eyes.
Please report back with the results
Pay close attention to the orientation of those scrubber sponges.
The cylinder must not be harmed
My dick isn’t big enough to harm a pringles can.
TIL
That doesn’t sound cleanable. Just invest in legit one that can be cleaned. But I guess teenagers can’t buy sex toys.
Honestly there should be some sex toys available to teenagers.
Like smaller vibrators. Fleshlights. Cause anything too big could be too risky for kids.
But I feel like teenage libido should be acknowledged and they should be given options.
Its not ment to be cleanable, just single use - hence the rubber gloves
Okay. I will sit over here, a loooooong way away from you, and let you work. And then you can tell me how making sex toys for teens works out for you.