Edit: wow, this got a lot of attention

  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Somewhere out there, there’s a printout of this, sincerely pinned to a cork board under a thoughtfully arannged web of red yarn.

    • DokPsy@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      Well, it’ll have to be thoughtfully arranged. They can’t just pop down to Joanns to pick up more so they can’t waste it. Sure you can get stuff online but you can’t feel if that batch will twist how you want it to. It’s just not the same

      • TefikiMupu@lemmy.world
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        4 months ago

        Joann’s conspiracy board section really was the best. Not sure where to get all my thumbtacks from now.

    • RamenJunkie@midwest.social
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      4 months ago

      Get paid to protest between getting our Communist Welfare Checks while sitting in our Communist Section 8 housing because we all hate Capitalism and just want free stuff from Communism.

      Duuuuuuuh.

  • applebusch (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    4 months ago

    im an engineer with a graduate degree. my (work) dream is to work at an aerospace worker cooperative making stuff for space exploration with a bunch of fellow queer neurospicy people.

    • FedX@quokk.au
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      4 months ago

      Can I join in on this dream? Aerospace really tickles my fancy, but it feels impossible to get a job in it that’s not destroying the environment and/or making bigger bombs.

    • MarieMarion@literature.cafe
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      4 months ago

      So you want to work in Becky Chambers’ To Be Taught, If Fortunate.
      I couldn’t have come up with a better pitch for the book.

  • hOrni@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    A lot less leftists than right wingers have made a career out of asking stupid questions online.

    • hOrni@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      Sorry, what? I think it’s pretty normal to wear a suit and tie. How would You wear one ironically? A punk rock concert? Funeral of your worst enemy?

      • strop@lemmy.ml
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        4 months ago

        Those are solid ironic examples. It’s normal, sadly, yeah. Like wearing non-zero drop, narrow toebox shoes, especially high heels. Or polyester. Or branded clothing. Or flipflops. Normal but dismal.

        • hOrni@lemmy.world
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          4 months ago

          I get most of these. But what’s wrong with flipflops? And how do You feel about my beloved Crocs?

  • chloroken@lemmy.ml
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    4 months ago

    I went through the post history of several “leftists” replying here, and it turns out that they’re liberals.

    Hey Democrats: you’re not leftist. You’re reactionary.

  • someguy3@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    He doesn’t know that the left is more educated. Believed Fox that they’re all unemployed.

    • Bo7a@piefed.ca
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      4 months ago

      But who will do the dishes after the revolution?

      I do my own dishes now. I’ll do my own dishes then!

  • switcheroo@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    I work in QA.

    Meaning I make sure that the websites I go over all have the secret Gay Code built in. See what it does is secretly pop up on the screen BE GAY so fast you won’t see it— but your brain will have! It’s very cool technology that we are implementing so that all websites-- even the most innocuous-- further seed in the Gay Agenda.

    You visit websites, it will eventually turn you gay. We are very proud of our work.

  • Zier@fedia.io
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    4 months ago

    I thought it was the job of frogs to make people gay. Stop stealing jobs from frogs.