UnCollaredCarrot@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agohealthy outletmedia.piefed.zipimagemessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squareSt.Elsewhere@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoJesus Christ, what’s wrong with you? Just record their license plate number, tail them home, break into their car, and apply novichok to their steering wheel like a normal person.
minus-squarenightwatch_admin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoNormal? A normal person would barricade all doors and windows and then set their house on fire.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoWhat??? No!!! That’s awful!!! How could you DO such a thing??? …there might be a dog inside!!!
minus-squareSt.Elsewhere@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoFunny place to do it, but I just realized why the Russians apply novichok to the inside of clothing. Limiting exposure
minus-squarenightwatch_admin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoAh sorry, correct: no dogs cats birds or other animals are to be harmed. So, a search and rescue op is to be conducted beforehand.
Jesus Christ, what’s wrong with you? Just record their license plate number, tail them home, break into their car, and apply novichok to their steering wheel like a normal person.
Normal? A normal person would barricade all doors and windows and then set their house on fire.
What??? No!!! That’s awful!!! How could you DO such a thing???
…there might be a dog inside!!!
Funny place to do it, but I just realized why the Russians apply novichok to the inside of clothing. Limiting exposure
Ah sorry, correct: no dogs cats birds or other animals are to be harmed. So, a search and rescue op is to be conducted beforehand.