Free bottom surgery
Wait, you want to get rid of free bottom surgery?
To be clear I menant the opposite, you can put your penis in the black hole to get a free bottom surgery
Doesn’t work for transmascs unfortunately
Trick question. Time dilation means nothing ever actually enters a black hole. It just keeps getting infinitesimally close.
From your point of view yes. I guess it fades into the infrared and keeps fading away.
“are we there yet” … “are we there yet”…
I’m not that scientifically literate, but isn’t that just from the perspective of an outside observer?
Afaik from perspective of the one falling nothing may even change as they cross into the black hole. And I think they also never reach the center in their local timeframe, but that one I can’t remember
That just makes it a worse fate
Mosquitos, all of them. Ecosystem will equilibrate eventually and all will be fine.
It’s actually only a handful out of the 3500 species that’s an issue.
Ah shit, mosquitos were actually protecting the planet by satiating their god with offerings of blood
Can’t I just roll it around like the ball in katamari?
Every billionaire
All of the Republicans.
The GOP
I’d choose the entirety of American politics.
Bill Cipher
He’ll probably make a deal with the black hole and find a way out. He is scary!
I had the opportunity some “time” ago and I chose to send our entire universe into a black hole. Now we are all stuck here, infinitely reliving the same existences and timelines. My bad.
Republicans.
a series of identically sized objects in some kind of code sequence, to fuck with any new universe that might form on the other side
Barking neighborhood dogs. Straight to void.
Billonaires
Politicians
Hedge fund management
Influencers
Not exhaustive but a good start
High frequency trader
Big Oil
