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slothrop @lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

can I skip the exercise part?

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can I skip the exercise part?

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slothrop @lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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    3 months ago

    • macniel@feddit.org
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      3 months ago

      You want to take his face… Off.

    • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      Beat me to it.

  • Sarcasmo220@lemmy.ml
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    3 months ago

    High pH water is a deal breaker for me

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      What does that even mean?

      • HereIAm@lemmy.world
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        3 months ago

        Alkaline water with a bit of lemon in it!

        https://youtu.be/rBQhdO2UxaQ

      • normalentrance@lemmy.zip
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        It’s basic…

        Opposed to acidic. I’ll see myself out.

  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    3 months ago

    I stopped reading after the 8+ hours of sleep part.

    • prime_number_314159@lemmy.world
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      If you can’t sleep 8 hours within a 30 day period, you should seek medical help. I can sleep 8+ hours in just a week, and I’m not even that good at sleeping.

      • Cabbage_Pout61@lemmy.world
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        I’ll one up you, I can sleep 8h in… Two days!

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    no sugar

    I ded

  • texture@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    i havent read a book in 20 years but i read for hours each day

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      Memes don’t count

      • texture@lemmy.world
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        3 months ago

        send me the list of what counts, lost mine

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    Protip: if you can drink really high pH water you’ll only have to do this for one day

    • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I only drink pH14 water

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        That stopped being water long ago

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          Hey, it’s still in aqueous solution.

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            Sorry, I can’t understand you with that gaping, smoldering puddle where your lower jaw and esophagus used to be. Can you repeat that?

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      whatever kills you makes you stronger!

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      If you use sodium hydroxide to raise your the ph of the water, you can also make yourself into soap!

      Edit: e tú, autocorrect?

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    My water refuses to go over 7 pH , I blame the covid vaccines.

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    Nice, almost there, need to work on that no sugar part, hard to not get some cravings.

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    Not sure the daily sun will be good for my sewn-on face. Better get extras.

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    I do all of these except for the last two and I have been genuinely unrecognizable by people I once knew. Though I don’t really check the pH of the water I drink, I just make sure it is water that is safe to drink. The funniest encounter I’ve had though was my sister, who I don’t have much contact with, who seemed unsure if it was even me at first.

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    Switch? I’ll take your exercise while you take my mandatory 30 min sun part?

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    I think the mediate 10 minutes is something thst turns a lot of people off but the secret is you just have to sit quietly not thinking about much. That’s what’s important

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    No sugar? Is that good advice?

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      Probably no refined sugars; so no eating processed foods.

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      It’s probably meant to say"no excessive sugar" which isn’t a lot

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