
You want to take his face… Off.
Beat me to it.
High pH water is a deal breaker for me
What does that even mean?
Alkaline water with a bit of lemon in it!
It’s basic…
Opposed to acidic. I’ll see myself out.
I stopped reading after the 8+ hours of sleep part.
If you can’t sleep 8 hours within a 30 day period, you should seek medical help. I can sleep 8+ hours in just a week, and I’m not even that good at sleeping.
I’ll one up you, I can sleep 8h in… Two days!

no sugar
I ded
i havent read a book in 20 years but i read for hours each day
Memes don’t count
send me the list of what counts, lost mine
Protip: if you can drink really high pH water you’ll only have to do this for one day
I only drink pH14 water
That stopped being water long ago
Hey, it’s still in aqueous solution.
Sorry, I can’t understand you with that gaping, smoldering puddle where your lower jaw and esophagus used to be. Can you repeat that?
whatever kills you makes you stronger!
If you use sodium hydroxide to raise your the ph of the water, you can also make yourself into soap!
Edit: e tú, autocorrect?
My water refuses to go over 7 pH , I blame the covid vaccines.
Nice, almost there, need to work on that no sugar part, hard to not get some cravings.
Not sure the daily sun will be good for my sewn-on face. Better get extras.
I do all of these except for the last two and I have been genuinely unrecognizable by people I once knew. Though I don’t really check the pH of the water I drink, I just make sure it is water that is safe to drink. The funniest encounter I’ve had though was my sister, who I don’t have much contact with, who seemed unsure if it was even me at first.
Switch? I’ll take your exercise while you take my mandatory 30 min sun part?

I think the mediate 10 minutes is something thst turns a lot of people off but the secret is you just have to sit quietly not thinking about much. That’s what’s important
No sugar? Is that good advice?
Probably no refined sugars; so no eating processed foods.
It’s probably meant to say"no excessive sugar" which isn’t a lot












