Do not give them ideas
I am worried the paint will peel of after he painted it #reflectingpool blue
It would be really embarrassing if the whole statue changed colors after it was installed
would be super cool to see a time lapse of patina forming on the statue of liberty
“That statue has vitilago…!”
Vertiligo
i just realized that my second girlfriend had the same nose as the statue of liberty (left). she was strange enough to make a mark on our social group. i recognize now she was either trying to make me jealous, but she may have been angling for a polycule with her and me and my buddy Shitass Ryan (she wanted the three of us to move into an apartment in… I think it was Dublin (California) for some reason. None of us lived in Dublin. They have a great gas station, or had. Last time I stopped by, for the first time in 25 years they had an out of order bathroom. But I’d move to a city for a good enough gas station. Like Fairfield, CA has this gas station near the courthouse that has THE BEST tacos. Fuck maybe I should move there too.
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The statue of liberty is going to end up with failed bbl
She really should have one tit exposed, as that’s the traditional french symbol of liberty. It was censored and changed by prudes.
…also, the torch is for burning it all down when governments get too controlling. It’s the torch of revolution.
That tracks with the people I know who aggressively pursue liberty. Those of us with tits average about 1 out.
Shit now I kinda want to put up a statue of a French anarchist…
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The torch is replaced with a phone of her taking a selfie
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Has the fake way-too-thicc-ass
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Had a wE tHe PeOpLe forearm tattoo
And a Deus Vult tattoo on her under arm.
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i have to imagine new yorkers would be quite annoyed by this
Someone with talent please make one with a fleshlight in her hand.
I got you fam
Don’t give him ideas.
Where’s the picture of the “give us your poor, your huddled masses” speech sanded off and replaced with a text about how great Cheeto McDonald is?
at this moment in time I could actually be this is true. Things are now that bizarre.
These comments, lol. He’d have the face made to look like his own face.
would he still give it huge boobs and lipstick?
I mean if we were in a postscarcity society and could afford to waste the money on defacing cherished art and international treasures, I’d get my face, a fuller beard (I’ve got this one patch that won’t grow), a huge rack and a tail like a man o war
Also I’d have laser eyes and be riding a pony in this fantasy. Me not the statue
Dunno but the hands would be very bigly.
Good point. Then it would look like his daughter, Ivanka.
If he can even remember what she looks like. The tits will stay tho
Don’t give those fuckheads any ideas
A peeling copper face undergoing some strange chemical reaction could be a fun symbol for the Trump years. I say go for it.
Hell yeah, put her in drag to show how much the US loves drag queens… Right? Yeah.
Is it still called drag if ladies wear it?
That’s contested. Some prefer the term bio queen/king, but others just call it drag
Bio king/queen is pretty controversial now as it’s considered transphobic.
