- cross-posted to:
- politicalmemes@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- politicalmemes@lemmy.world
I didn’t know “lemmy shitpost” was literal.
Pedo Don is leaking.
might need to take a trump
I really want you to know how much I appreciate this, and I will be making an attempt to integrate this into my vernacular.

Because a puppy pad isn’t manly.
Honestly shitting himself in front of cameras is the least of our problems.
And why didn’t they think to use a white towel on a white couch?
You really think trump is going to take a dump on a white towel ?
Because in the video you can see it’s his suit jacket
The suit jacket that he’s wearing and is a completely different colour?
Brown on white might show up on camera.
So maybe a brown couch?
I’m immediately reminded of that joke about how allegedly Napoleon’s army wore red jackets so the enemy couldn’t tell whether a soldier had been hit and how the Nazis wore brown pants.
a new couch for one guest?
I wonder if we picked presidents by their smell how things would turn out
well i eat a lot of garlic, and all i know is the dude at the pharmacy with the vampire sticker on his nametag seems a little afraid of me
Because Sascha Riley kicked a tent stake up there so he wouldn’t get raped by the child rapist on the black towel.
nobody wants a shitstain on white furniture. its just common sense
Yet here he his sitting on white furniture. Seems they failed
He poops his pants often.
Experimental obesity drug diarrhea
You guys haven’t heard of the Trump Towel in New York?
Do tell!
Can you notificate me when she explains it? I’m curious too.
I saw hemorrhoid , Trump’s all butthurt from leftist
trump likely is immune to hemmaroids, with the amount of fecal incontinence he has from adderall and cocaine.
orange juice
I may never be able to drink juice from oranges again…









