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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

Keep off the sofa

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Keep off the sofa

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago
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    I didn’t know “lemmy shitpost” was literal.

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    Pedo Don is leaking.

  • m3t00🌎🇺🇦@lemmy.world
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    might need to take a trump

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      I really want you to know how much I appreciate this, and I will be making an attempt to integrate this into my vernacular.

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    Because a puppy pad isn’t manly.

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    Honestly shitting himself in front of cameras is the least of our problems.

  • hOrni@lemmy.world
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    And why didn’t they think to use a white towel on a white couch?

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      You really think trump is going to take a dump on a white towel ?

    • ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world
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      Because in the video you can see it’s his suit jacket

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        The suit jacket that he’s wearing and is a completely different colour?

    • normalentrance@lemmy.zip
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      Brown on white might show up on camera.

      • hOrni@lemmy.world
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        So maybe a brown couch?

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          I’m immediately reminded of that joke about how allegedly Napoleon’s army wore red jackets so the enemy couldn’t tell whether a soldier had been hit and how the Nazis wore brown pants.

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          a new couch for one guest?

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    I wonder if we picked presidents by their smell how things would turn out

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      well i eat a lot of garlic, and all i know is the dude at the pharmacy with the vampire sticker on his nametag seems a little afraid of me

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    Because Sascha Riley kicked a tent stake up there so he wouldn’t get raped by the child rapist on the black towel.

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    nobody wants a shitstain on white furniture. its just common sense

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      Yet here he his sitting on white furniture. Seems they failed

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    He poops his pants often.

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    Experimental obesity drug diarrhea

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    You guys haven’t heard of the Trump Towel in New York?

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      Do tell!

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        Can you notificate me when she explains it? I’m curious too.

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    I saw hemorrhoid , Trump’s all butthurt from leftist

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      trump likely is immune to hemmaroids, with the amount of fecal incontinence he has from adderall and cocaine.

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    orange juice

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      I may never be able to drink juice from oranges again…

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