Get a fucking gas powered pressure washer full of liquid culture of this shit ( https://www.ecurrent.com/food/meet-the-mushroom-stronger-than-sidewalks-banded-agaricus/ ) and spray the building from the back of a pick up truck while wearing a hazmat suit, cheaper than you’d think clean room suit with a skin tight Russian surplus gas mask retrofitted with a modern Honeywell filter using a gas mask adapter.
You underestimate their willingness to just blanket the surrounding area in herbicide. They don’t actually need their water to be potable.
Anything invasive that invade via rhisomes like Elephant Grass. If you want to really fuck with them you could do sugar cane. You could do blackberries, raspberries, blueberries.
Native black rasberries, in north america. Fuck their shit up with native plants please.
Only in the south. And only if you use the American species of bamboo.
Bruh, this is just making things worse, bamboo is a invasive plant species
Right? Release the giant asian hornets! Oh shit where did these murder wasps come from.
Find the tallest hemp plants, preferable tree size, and throw their seeds around the data centers.
Please don’t plant invasive plants in vulnerable ecosystems
So they’re building data centers in vulnerable ecosystems and destroying their water sources?
Ah yes, grass, the natural enemy of the giant construction machines
Its a datacenter not a golf course. They’re going to bulldoze the entire lot anyways.
Warning, don’t plant bamboo underneath the restrained torsos of Musk, Bezos, Zuckerberg, O’Leary, etc. as they grow so quickly with hard rigid points that they can break through a human torso in 3 days.
if its a ai datacenter that guzzles water like it has no limits,am planting lots of bamboo
I’d actually be curious as to the share of resources each of these aspects of modern internet architecture use.
I’m just just Google sans AI sucks up some serious water and electricity, I just have no idea how it compares.
People, people, please. May I suggest a warm cocktail? It’s always worked in the past.
Bamboo is beginner shit, if you really want to cause trouble, try japanese knotweed. They will never be able to get rid of that!
Ik it’s a PITA!!! My yard has it. It’s been observed growing in and surrounding volcanos. FUCKING VOLCANOS!!! GAME FUCKING OVER!!!
Yup. It also quickly regenerates from the tiniest root fragment, so not even plowing and shredding the ground destroys it.
My condolences about your yard.
It’s chill it’s only the surrounding border of the yard which the already had in their yard so I don’t feel too bad plus there’s someone who keeps a tree of going. I keep it at bay by planting sunflowers and raspberries. They seem to be good shields for now. Hasn’t invaded my whole yard but I would be heartbroken if it did.
We tried everything, round up helped for two seasons but we used 6 containers of it tilled and did 6 more and then amended the soil with fresh soil and manure layered it and used 35% vinegar on the known spots. They STILL THRIVE.
I had to amend the soil anyways because after years of them being there the soil went partially hydrophobic and wasn’t taking in the water and was basically just dusty soil devoid of nutrients.
Root vegetables helped to mainly potatoes.
I learned from a cannabis forum that there’s a way to sign up for a special injector from your city (town or municipality) that you can inject the stalks with a herbicide that kills them from the inside out. Has the highest success rate but the wait list is huge.
There was discussions a while back and they said that you could possible modify a cattle injector for such purposes.
What are you, a British railway?
The government would hate it if you happened to lose a sizeable device capable of spontaneously combusting near a data center.
I’ve got my bamboo seeds on order. Best case scenario…wild vicious pandas show up and tear everything down in their search for more bamboo. /s
