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Dont make fun of Oong’s waifu.
Tbf she is really flaunting it or possibly also some random scoring in some stone
Proportions are wrong, head too small, clearly AI slop /s
Generally artists have to put effort into drawing facial features smaller. Because as people we concentrate on the face it’s hard not to frame them with oversized proportions. I have to respect the “but that ass tho” approach to solving that problem.
The other day a patient came up to the new nurse I’m orienting to awkwardly request “Vaseline and… idk. Something else I guess?” And she, in complete seriousness, asks if he needs toothpaste or deodorant maybe? Meanwhile me and my less new coworker are making prolonged and intense eye contact, each of us daring the other to break first. The patient eventually settles on socks (I would likely have suggested a washcloth or tissues, but I digress), which my oblivious coworker goes and grabs for him. Afterwards, due to both this and some other instances, I was just like. “Girl. Are you ace?” and she was like “omg how can you tell? …I’m missing subtext again aren’t I?” She’s not even a new nurse, she’s just new to us. It’s like she has so low of a drive personally that she can’t even register horniness as a possible motivation for other people.
FML I still don’t understand it. Can you explain it to me?
He was going to masturbate into a sock.
Lmao he needed lube to masturbate and something to wipe up after
Dude needed to goon.
Oh, so I guess he was staying in the hospital? I imagined a dude randomly entering the nurse’s office asking for vaseline lol.
yeah it gets lonely in there. Some of my coworkers get weird about but idk I worked with men exclusively for like 2 years and like yeah. They gotta (for the most part anyway). The healthy ones just don’t do it in the hall.
Think of how much ancient semen there must be around there
I didn’t want to think about it tho :(
more thoughts for me then ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Cave dust
I absolutely love how she has a little bit of tummy. True artist, no rockshop for this one.
From way back when people were actually attracted to women, not just hypersexualized images
Most people still are.
Thicc
Finally some realistic beauty standards
Thought the pic was a satellite view of the strait of Hormuz lol
Lol the Strait isn’t even in that picture.
That’s what I get for sleepy posting.
