• FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world
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    21 days ago

    Do you have a crush on me?

    👉👈🥹

    It’s strange that you think I’d cut someone’s head off

    Seems like something that religious types do, rather than me

    • SalamiDommie@lemmus.org
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      21 days ago

      Classic love triangle. Wants the person they like to have crush on them, but they won’t. Meanwhile I am over hear ready to do my best piston impressing and I go immediately blown off.

      And I don’t need you to like me. I just need you to give in enough for us both to have a good time ;)