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If you’re not drinking 14 beers at Chili’s with me, I can only assume you’re drinking 14 beer at Chili’s against me.
To vomit in the salad bar, turn to page 172
To vomit in the outdoor patio, turn to page 6
Why are three Ninjas attacking Bo Burnham?
He attacked their grandpa Mori
Then head to Waffle House to face the final boss
That’s enough to make you think you’re fighting ninjas, when in reality you’re resisting arrest for drunk driving.
This one cracks me up every time
Pause here and fast upon my Dip Trio



