Onahole
Gardener, of course, what else did you think?
I really hope no one is sharing their cycle information with LinkedIn
I cannot tell whats real and what is satire anymore
We’re in this boat together amigo.
[grabs a cannonball and steps overboard]
Right. It’s all so fuzzy now.
Like, this is close enough to a real pop-sci factoid and close enough to a real linkedin spamoid that it just might be real.
And if not now, wait a few weeks. Some AI is gonna scrape that shit and start using it.The “recruiters are X more likely to contact you in this period” is real, which might have given inspiration to all the other shit post due to the double entendre of the word period.
Semen extraction and disposal specialist.
By the time it got to ‘this period’ all pretense of finesse had left.
Brood Mare
Is recruiters a euphemism for sperms?
Shouldn’t recruiters be less likely because they don’t want to potentially pay maternity leave? Afterall, they lose money from all 2 hours of it in US.
Maybe they are recruiting the offspring, not the mother
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Huh, I still get emails from LinkedIn mentioning how healthy my kidneys are.
Frackin’ cylons are at it again
What fucking study determined this? How do recruiters know?
The elusive mind controlling pheromones of course
I assume that
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based on age
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fake
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Peter Thiel, who knows about the Antichrist, needs more concubines to inject his eggs upon
Tell us more about Peter Thiel’s ovipositors.
Here and available for any and all ovipositors except peter thiel’s
he prefers young buff men, to suck thier blood and keep himself young. his last one “defenestrated” because the model was being difficult. he moved onto clavicular.
