OP said in another thread that he likes to get drunk and piss on the floor.

AI. GTFOH.

SHOTS FIRED

Holy shit, it actually exists. It’s called “Down for Love”.

Best advice I’ve ever given and not taken was:

LAWYER UP, HIT THE GYM, DELETE FACEBOOK.

But you could end up on a Netflix dating show, so that’s cool.

My favorite video game is Microsoft Excel.

But don’t you want to support that content? You know what PBS’s biggest source of income is?

It’s viewers…like you.

I’ll agree to that. It’s just the first part where you are the only person sucks. Specifically with local communities.

I’ll agree to that. Hobby communities on reddit are typically newbies repeating information they read elsewhere on repeat. I’ve been playing high level hockey since I was a kid and I’ll take a peak at the hockey players subreddit. I saw a guy who had been playing for a year telling someone who was brand new to the sport about kick points on a stick. This guy will never reach a level where kick points are something that will affect your shot, but he’s out here giving advice.

Don’t even get me started on the cycling subreddit.

Fucking soupy spaghetti with macaroni noodles. GTFOH with that shit.

You could answer the question

Not paying for PBS content is like stealing from your local library.

“Hey, Mom! Look at what I said to someone online!”

Let them eat limbs

reddit Reddit Reddit reddit.

Wtf does censoring it do?

People say that shit all the time, quit trying to feel smart online.

“I thought I was autistic. It turns out I’m retarded.”

I was worried until I read the first line:

“A 74-year-old man went to an emergency department in Florida with rapidly rotting limbs after jumping into the waters off Florida’s Gulf Coast.”

I won’t be stepping foot in Florida and I refuse to swim in the ocean as everything in it wants you dead.

That’s why football is called football. There’s only one kicker. One foot.