Mr.Chewy

He’s outta have big balls with such a condition if he has sex

Nokotaan! ^w

Anything between 5 minutes and 5 days, including those numbers as well. The more you approach the midpoint between those 2 numbers, the odds of that being near my uptime are lower

It actually is my birthday, am I excluded from this one? :(

sigh LinuxFromScratch desktop evenually? See yall on the other side guys, good luck to us all (we’ll need it TT)

I don’t support mass downvoting, but this right here would be the exception if it wasn’t genuinely kinda witty

Let me guess, by using the MousePotato-nator?

I didn’t make it, but I suggest putting an extra self-destruct button. I feel like that’s the reason the chewynator didn’t manage.