You have so many relationships in this life

Only one or two will last

You go through all the pain and strife

Then you turn your back and they’re gone so fast

It’s on strike.

Subway: “Yep, and that’s definitely the worst PR mistake we’ve ever made.”

You can’t stop the signal, Mal

Some evidence suggests that coriander can help remove lead in lab rats.

“Post-holer for digging holes… for posts.”

quoth: Kaywinnet Lee Frye

Oh you haven’t heard?

Minix til the day I die.

Member of the party that wants to inspect genitals in a public bathroom believes he has a right to privacy in a public forum.

Annoy the ever loving shit out of my medical director until he put it in my protocols.

I have retired relatives that openly admit that republicans are stupid and evil, but they vote that way because their 401k’s are currently “up”. Nothing short of economic collapse will change their minds.

Sorry, it sounded funnier in my head. I didn’t mean to fault you in any way. I know it can be frustrating when your body seems to work against you.

You just need strengthen your lower esohageal sphincter… it’s the forgotten butthole.

He thinks he’s rich and can just “grab 'em”. He sees “dear leader” in the mirror. He’s just a kindergarten teacher receiving every gold star, bragging about acing the tests he writes and grades himself.

You sillybilly

Yes! Who cares about tips; get your alignments right, you cretin.

You think that’s bad, you should see the uriness

Same here. Had to disable the swipe actions because I use android’s gesture navigation. But it’s the only app I’ve used that gets out of its own way.

Jebus A. Crist

I disagree; my penis is firmly in hand.