Sabata

When did McDonald’s start serving corn?

Get a big insulated metal jug 1 liter or more, keep it in arms reach when sitting around or wherever convenient for where you spend time. Get a second one for work. Make it a goal to empty it at least once, preferably twice a day. Can’t stay hydrated when the water is in a different room. Water next to the bed beacuse that shit hits different at 3am.

Store any liquor, pop, beer, etc in an inconvenient location so the water is always the lazy and low effort option. No mini-fridge at the gaming setup. Your taste will adjust over a few weeks.

it will be bitrotten within 5 years and dead with 10

Worse, it could get bought out and converted to a Meta, Google, or Amazon product.

It’s the same demographic for both.

Eventually it will underflow and reach 100%.

Wow, they finally got Teams to work in Edge?

That didn’t work? Did you reinstall yet?

The supreme court that will do anything for a bribe and has already pissed on the constitution?

That 6 pack of non alcohol beer I accidentally bought in my fridge about to hit the 3rd year…

Dont let your mom find it. That was an awkward conversion.

“Sir, China just went though our blockade.”

"Nahhh I letted them go in it cas me big strong and the love me. I’m the bestes like no one has ever bested before. "

Why tsunami four?

Your telling me to move out of the fire?

He dumb, they dumb. He knows the language.

The webpage can shoot fireworks and confetti to help deliver the news.

glad they don’t know what nukes are

I have an idea…

Money or a gun to acquire the cow.

Outlook(classic), Outlook(New), Outlook, “Mail” and xXOutlook 365 Copilot Quickscope1337 for One Drive Please useXx. What do you mean it’s confusing?

It was a “I guess this is it” drink and not a “I hope this fixes it” drink.

No, worse, I had to go to work in the morning.