Unless they want your fingerprints, they probably aren’t going to check your tax history and that is how they’d find out you lied. If you worked somewhere, you’d have been paid and that means taxes. Some US states protect your tax info from background checks, but not all.

Broccoli ain’t that bad, you’ll survive

Sony makes a pro controller, too. It’s $200 retail but goes on sale a lot.

Maybe. There’s lots of ways to get someone to lower their guard though.

Why would anyone buy Lays when Utz exists, is cheaper, and better?

So close to getting it right with Merman Heckville

I know it’s the keyhole on a chest in that first photo, but damned if it doesn’t look like a dragons penis graffiti.

It’s Hugh G. Rection. He used to be Senior Vice President of Cunnilingus at Sex. That is maybe where you know him from.

Greg is cool. It’s Gregg you have to watch out for.

Let’s discuss your coffee in more detail.

You just didn’t have someone to whip you until you got it right.

How many did you get from this patch?

Presumably the proprietor of a produce stand.

Sorry, why are we growing feed corn in Hawaii?

Using the word “woke” disqualified him of any notion this was a rational thought. He wanted to accept the award to promote his game and make money, but slyly wink at those who are a part of his in-group.

We noticed you’re interested in milk. Can we also interest you in other milk?

Oops, now it’s a mudslide.

I love lamp. 🛋️ It did take a long time to find that emoji, and I’m not sure I like it after all.

Tra la la?

Sure you do. They just can’t hear you.