Because durian was forged in the bowels of hell. Makes perfect sense

14 year old me was an asshole, so I hope not

Yeah, but unless you’re making out with an infected person, ya ain’t getting hantavirus. This will not be COVID 2. I’d be surprised if 30 people total get infected from this “outbreak”

This made me laugh in the toilet only to hear my wife sigh and yell from the living “meme incoming”

And here in the US it seems the prices are going up to keep pace with beef prices. I’d love to have plant based be cheeper. As it is rn I basically never eat meat. Both are too expensive

I think what this is pushing back against is the idea that roads are built for motorists because motorists “pay” for the roads. Entitled people in cars getting pissed at pedestrians and cyclists because they “don’t pay” for “their roads”. As someone who rides their bike most places I’ve experienced this first hand as well as online discourse.

Sorry man, Poland is taking the crown for that one.

Looks uncomfortable to me. Also, my beer gut.

China is bad, just not nearly as bad as the US anymore.

Last Christmas

I don’t think the other people at the laundromat would appreciate this

Where’s Futurama?

I’ve got a french press. Is it spying on me for china or France. At this point I don’t care which one.

But but but there was this one paper from that one economist saying that if we raise the minimum wage that everyone will go out of business and inflation will be worse than 1920s Germany.

NO! Do NOT look at the actual real life examples where raising the minimum wage resulted in more economic growth and activity and lifted thousands out of poverty.

-Some dumb CEO.

Reece should just live his truth of being a sub for a muscle mommy. He probably wouldn’t be such an insufferable cunt if he’d just let her peg him.

Just one?

Didn’t they figure that out with Vasalgel?

I don’t want to fly into Rapist international

Get a new bucket list. Unless that bucket it the poo-paper bucket next to poo hole in the ground.

As to how either have money or bring your own TP.

You’ve always had to pay for TP in China. Free toilet paper in public restrooms is exceedingly rare. Same with hand soap. So honestly this is an improvement. The west got this one right I’m afraid.