• AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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    10 days ago

    Conservative men: “everything I’m not personally attracted to is secretly gay.

    Also, I secretly like men.”

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      But in a totally non-gay way because they are very manly men, who are in fact not gay. Some say the most heterosexual a man can be

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        10 days ago

        These men come to me with tears in their eyes telling me they are more straight than anyone else, maybe ever.

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      10 days ago

      The psyop worked 😭

      It must be from the Shadowy Cabal of Muscular Women, who are using this to rule the world from the shadows

      I vote we let them. Not because I’ve been brainwashed yet, just because I think they’d do a better job than the current twits, honestly

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          Cabal? Sounds sweaty. Can’t I just spend a lovely evening with one or two muscular women, we have a nice time, and remain friends? At some point, we walk through a semi-shady area, and my fear is suddenly washed away by my two new friends telling me that they’ll protect me?

          I know this is supposed to be horny-posting, but can I be thirsty for friendship and connection?

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            9 days ago

            Can I thirst for governance by people who know how to take care of something, even if that something is their own body instead of an org with millions of people?

            Like, I feel like we’re getting the bottom of the barrel, and gym girls know how to do something right, so that’s a definite step up.

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    “You kissed a girl! That is so gay.”

    The anti-trans stuff is all, at its core, anti-women. They hate women in athletics. A children’s book author was able to completely ruin Olympic women’s boxing by complaining that an athlete looked too manly.

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      10 days ago

      I remember a couple of years ago there was legitimate debate about allowable testosterone levels in female olympic runners without any individual baseline measurements and I think at least one disqualification. It’s fuckin crazy.

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      100% dude. These guys doing this unhinged detective work to try and distill what are aUtHeNtiC wOmEN absolutely despise cis women and should not be taken seriously

  • NoiseColor @lemmy.world
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    10 days ago

    All incel stuff is really really weird. It’s not possible for me to imagine the mindset someone has to be in to think of all that shit.

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    Personally I think this guy is attracted to this picture because her musculature reminds him of a man and he’s attracted to men, which he loathes about himself.

    Millions of years of evolution has honed the drive for sex to the finest of points. So much so that repressing all expressions of it (Christianity’s #1 tenet of faith) makes the human animal basically sit there and obsess about it 24/7. It literally takes over their brains and bodies.

    It manifests in dumb shit like “this woman is so muscular she looks like a man and so having sex with her would basically be homosexuality” - if you look at the tortured logic, you can see it’s their fevered brains working overtime in service of justification of their forbidden attraction to men.

    They get into government to force these thoughts to be against the law because they are unable to fight millions of years of evolution of their own accord. Make no mistake, the sex drive wins. They go out and fuck anyway, they just torment themselves (and everybody else) over it.

    It’s a big problem for the world. Religion is absolute cancer.

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    10 days ago

    imagine being such a tough guy that you have to lash out at women who make you feel even less manly than you already are

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    9 days ago

    Reece should just live his truth of being a sub for a muscle mommy. He probably wouldn’t be such an insufferable cunt if he’d just let her peg him.