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I am so ready for chaos with Ed Miliband

Floored that he even thinks he has a chance. He’s the worst one!

And is this “Obama” in the room with us right now?

Yes he’s human, and everyone makes mistakes, etc, but he needs to realise he simply cannot make mistakes any more. He has to be superhuman.

Otherwise we’ll continue getting a headline per week about the latest stupid thing he’s done – and then because he’s basically a decent person, he hands them a free “Polanski: ‘It was wrong of me to…’” headline every week as well. 🙄

I’m not really into Disney, but always quite fancied a holiday at one of their parks… until I heard Jenny Nicholson say they pump in themed scents to different areas, and I realised I’d probably just have a migraine the entire time. 🤷‍♂️

So Labour will lurch to the left now, to ‘win back Green voters’, right?

…Right?

‘Sicko’ showed footage of hospitals dumping sick, disabled, disoriented people on the street and l leaving them to wander because they couldn’t afford healthcare. That was nearly 20 years ago. 🤷‍♂️

A €30 console price hike during a RAM shortage is… not actually as bad as I expected.

Yeah, I wouldn’t be surprised if they want to vet the models to make sure they say nice things about Trump.

Looks like none of these people have ever had a single thought in their entire lives. Just moths flapping about in there.

StoryGraph! It’s basically Goodreads, only it’s not owned by Amazon and it doesn’t suck.

He has concepts of a plan

I didn’t read this one, but the MS NOW article someone posted said he spent part of his final show selling knives with “Liberty or Death” engraved on them.

Hmm, I wonder what those might end up being used for.

I wonder if Britney still has it

[whispering so Russia doesn’t hear] I think maybe we just don’t have much of a military. Like maybe words are all we have?

The Iran bit also required a bit too much doublethink.

It is fairly effective, though. I was thinking the other day, one of the other parties should start putting every horrible thing Reform says on billboards or something.

(Speaking of which, I bet those pesky TV stations didn’t think the comments were too offensive to air when they were coming out of a Reformtwat.)

One of my favourite things is the running gag on Clickhole about her hacky ‘revelations’.

The Saga Continues: JK Rowling Just Revealed That Voldemort Came Back To Life, Used A Spell To Lift Will Smith’s 10-Year Oscar Ban, And Then Died Again

The Saga Continues! J.K. Rowling Has Revealed That The Man SEAL Team Six Thought Was Osama Bin Laden Was Actually Professor McGonagall Using A Polyjuice Potion And The Real Osama Bin Laden Teaches Sex Ed At Hogwarts Now

Overstepping Her Bounds: J.K. Rowling Has Announced That Daenerys From ‘Game Of Thrones’ Has Crohn’s Disease

Major Bombshell: J.K. Rowling Has Revealed Daniel Radcliffe Is Chinese

Whoa! J.K. Rowling Just Revealed That Philip Seymour Hoffman Is Also Dead In The ‘Harry Potter’ Universe

Cook is going to transition to executive chairman, and he will “assist with certain aspects of the company, including engaging with policymakers around the world.”

His new role is literally Trump Gobbler

Not to worry, the next lot of cuts will definitely fix it