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michaelalf@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•MAGAs Are Fuming After Email Confirms They Will Never Get Their $500 Trump Phones or Deposits BackEnglish
5·13 days agoNow I’m picturing a PHON Party phone.
Automatically disconnects the call if an accent is detected
Only charges from fossil fuel sources
Proximity screeching (in Pauline’s voice) when within 5 meters of a Greens voter
Pre-order now for a free bundled Burka!
michaelalf@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Honestly impressive how pharmacies are able to find a new type of problem every time I go to pick up my meds
0·16 days agoAustralian here, I’m on 7 meds and 4 of them are in bottles. Not the orange pharmacy bottles either, the manufacturer packaging. Common medications too, beta blockers, BP medication, Lithium, etc. I use Chemist Warehouse (Our CVS/chain type pharmacy).
michaelalf@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•Human-to-human hantavirus transmission suspected on stranded cruise ship, WHO saysEnglish
0·17 days agoYou’re vaccinated against Hantavirus? Please do share this vaccine producing knowledge with the WHO ASAP…
michaelalf@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•German members of parliament (MPs) advised to drop Signal in favor of Wire over security concernsEnglish
5·19 days agodata harvesting and leaks
looks inside
Israel
Every. Fucking. Time.
michaelalf@lemmy.worldto
Australian Politics@aussie.zone•Tax windfall from Iran war to be pocketed in federal budget
0·19 days agoGood to know we should manage our expectations then. Meanwhile homelessness runs rampant in the capitals, rental/housing affordability is a joke, and the cost of food, utilities, and living in general is slowly killing people.
Expectation = “Fuck the poors” managed.
michaelalf@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Age checks could turn internet into an ID checkpoint and would kill anonymity, Proton CEO saysEnglish
1·23 days agoOne of the Aussie communities AFAIK. Also here, outside of the fediverse, all mainstream porn sites require age verification. lol no thanks I’ll just VPN somewhere sane, wow problem solved.
michaelalf@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Slopaganda: Coordinated network of inauthentic YouTube channels are pushing secession to Canadians at Alberta and even U.S. annexation.English
1394·29 days agoI rarely get ads, thanks to pihole. But whenever my server is down for maintenance etc. I get spammed with “Visit the USA!” and “America the Beautiful” ads. I live in Australia… Why the fuck would I want to visit that shithole country?
It seems like the US is drowning and is trying desperately to get more people in to replace the “illegals” they’re deporting. Maybe I’m just their target audience (straight, white, male) ughh… makes me feel gross.
michaelalf@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Hypothetical: Humanity is planning a year of shutting off the internet to quell the advance of the AI singularity. You can keep your computer but there will be no networking. What would you do to prep
0·1 month agoAlready set entertainment-wise with my TrueNAS server full of movies, TV shows, books (epub and audio), and music. Also have a massive library of retro games and emulators.
The tricky part would be communication, other than SMS/MMS, media rich communication is out. Guess I could burn DVDs/BDRs and mail them to family and friends, I have ~400 blank discs in a humidity/temperature controlled storage box.
michaelalf@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Federal Bill Would Bring OS-Level Age Verification to the Entire U.S.English
42·1 month agoYou guys managed to fuck up your own country so badly, we sure as hell don’t want the same for our countries.
michaelalf@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•this fat fuck getting McDonald's door dash at work
0·1 month agoIt’s not body shaming… It’s pointing out facts. Fact #1: Trump is a fatty Mcfatfuck.
“we refuse to remain silent”
never shuts the fuck up


If you don’t need real time sync you can disable background use of the app. That’s what I’ve done, and I just open the app when I need to update. Probably a smarter way to do it, but it works for me.