New lows/highs in polling are definitely worth reporting, but we also shouldn’t overinterpret individual polls. Nate Silver’s approval tracker still has Trump at 39.3% approval, just below the 40% line.

So what I’m trying to say is: It’s still much much worse than y’all think. High costs of living, cruelty towards immigrants and non-white citizens, blatant corruption, wars, and all that together doesn’t even move the needle that much.

The sentiment of this is well appreciated, but Jesus was absolutely the kind of guy who would tell Popes to go fuck themselves.

Newton’s third law of motion. Are the ankles biting me back???

Lingonberry jam is a common addition to veal here in Germany. Probably would fit steak just fine.

Republicans owning themselves is the only moral use of AI.

“Training your replacement,” Futuristic Dystopia edition.

“Slightly”

Seconding “Thank goodnees you’re here” and “Date everything”!

I think one of those is Norway.

Lemmy would be the perfect place for it, too. Columbo is a working class hero.

Nice job pointing the camera just so the Nazi base isn’t visible.

Don’t forget the soundtrack, which absolutely slaps.

They don’t call 'em squiggly lines for nothing.

Make shit worse and claim the markets will fix it is indeed peak Reagan.

The labels on this one are horrific.

🤪 as a delimiter

🥦 for end of line

Those are some keywords.

Lumpy, doesn’t stay in one place, periodically makes your fingers bleed. Extremely soft though. 3/5 ⭐

If not for sitting then why is square??

I love how the third and second to last panel are the same, as if nature paused briefly before it decided to open another path.