They mass produce Wagyu cattle and yet aren’t famous for their steak. (Their Wagyu is my favourite beef too)
I’m not hating or rage bait, I truly believe in their chefs. I want them to get creative.
They mass produce Wagyu cattle and yet aren’t famous for their steak. (Their Wagyu is my favourite beef too)
I’m not hating or rage bait, I truly believe in their chefs. I want them to get creative.
It’s a viable placeholder until Australia produces a cuisine good enough.


Yeah. A bowel movement.
Has anyone ever said “Hey babe let’s go to the Australian restaurant tonight”
I don’t think Australians even say that.


Doubt I can top that but I got one for you.
We had a restaurant server, Fabian, who was perpetually high on his own farts. Everyone hated his attitude.
One day he comes to work and drops his bag on the floor and goes to take a piss.
We stole one of his dress shoes and hid it in the back.
Dude comes out to get dressed and can’t find one shoe. He’s trippin. “Fabian, what’s wrong?!?”
He can’t find his shoe. “Who forgets ONE shoe at home hahahahahaha!”
Dude had to wear a pair of dirty old shoes from the lost and found. Only size he could find that fit him were several sizes too big. Clown shoes all night.
Then when he finishes his shift and goes to get changed we sneak the stolen shoe back into his bag.
He finds it and absolutely FLIPS OUT freaking that he had to wear dirty shoes all night how could he have POSSIBLY missed his other shoe in the bag?!?
This was over fifteen years ago and we still laugh when we gather. He carried some psychological issues from that one for several years.
Soap tastes bitter. I’ll pass. I want natural bean.
Crispy for her disgust.


I always add a zero when they announce costs.


Read the article. We could EASILY stop these illegal smudging imports. Problem is members of our own government benefit from it.
Stop electing foreigners to office. In fact we should prohibit it. Only people born in Canada should be eligible for office.
Would end this shenanigan outright.


Line was too long.


Every accusation is an admission.
He’s saying they aren’t smart enough to sit at our table.
He’s right.


The only education the guy ever had was reading Mein Kampf.
This tracks.


Those are rookie numbers Heggy. Do better.


Hence me exercising extreme discipline for when the news arrives😎
I’ll happily turn it into urine then.
Classic Smegbreath
Wouldn’t you be?


I cannot enjoy rye whiskey at all. I’ll tolerate scotch or Irish but I’m a bourbon man through and through. I have an unopened bottle of pre-Trump Woodford waiting for that glorious day.


The Canadian truck was barred entry because of outright import bans on our dairy, not tariffs. Hence why I said similar and not same.
Pro-commonwealth Canadians?
We call them “boomers” up here