Grawlix is one of my favorite #*&$ing words

I had it once, not on a cruise ship, and that may have been the worst 24 hours I’ve ever had. One end of me was on the toilet and the other was in the tub.

Try on at REI, buy it from the manufacturer direct.

I hadn’t thought of this for probably 40 years and those neurons just woke up to remember the lyrics.

It sounded interesting so I gave it a look and realized that I’ve been using it for years now and it’s just so unobtrusive that I forgot about it.

I forget who said it, but I saw a review that called it the worst game they enjoyed. It’s hyperbolic but I agree on some level. Like I feel like I should have lost interest 10 times by now, but it keeps pulling me back in with new crazy things to find, new systems keep popping up and I’m like 60 hours in.

The story is absolute garbage, like I feel like there had to be an actual once at some point but it got butchered or edited to pieces. There are breadcrumbs all over that feel like there has to be more to the story but every time there’s some big emotional scene I feel like I’m missing some crucial pieces of information.

Tying inventory space to the shitty fetch quests was a stroke of genius though. I’m still doing every one I find so I can hoard more. You need me to ask someone across the country if they liked the stuff you sold them and you’ll give me 3 more inventory slots? Sold.

More bleak than the Chain of Dogs, the Children of the Dead Seed, Beak’s candles, The Snake?!

I have had Bakker on my radar but I have to be in the right mood for fantasy.

I feel like this might be a terrible suggestion to start with. It has ruined fantasy for me. Nothing else I’ve found has come close, the worlds feel half baked, the stories mediocre, the characters forgettable, the scale a fraction of Malazan’s.

Erickson can get me more attached to a throwaway character that is introduced and killed off in a handful of pages than some authors can to their main character.