How did you write this? Are you a wizard?

That’s okay, the machine wants you.

Curve

Three words: Farting Corpse Buddy!

Poor bastard probably has no idea why he never gets people coming back for an upgrade.

The Sony Trinitron of Damocles

Yes, you are, but keep that habit alive. It is valuable.

A disappointment equivalent to Piefed.

It didn’t spread as fast as this one will though. Every timezone will get the news immediately once it breaks anywhere.

Wallhacking by adding extra walls. Aimbotting to ensure a miss. I like it.

We might be able to get the left-libs on board by using tax incentive structures and laws to make it way more attractive for big investors to seek steady profit levels, which would also reduce the necessity to nationalise companies. Windfall taxes are one way, where you take almost every piece of profit above a certain ceiling.

Obviously we should still nationalise natural monopolies like Amazon and Google. Internationalise them, even.

They didn’t say integrity, they said law license. You don’t need integrity for one of those.

That sucks, mate. I kinda know the feeling, I’ve got an uncle who’s a Musk bro. Poor bastard just goes quiet and looks sick whenever his politics or personal life come up, but still sees Tesla etc as this cool future corporation.

Air force and navy.

I think the point is oligarch bad.

True. I’m a doofus. I meant I have a hard time finding it because my mobile browser interface simplifies the site. Oh well, time to actually put pants on to solve this problem.

It’s like the Dark Ages.

Thanks. Bloody contextless word filtering. Sigh.

Yeah, because they usually don’t. One reason I started using Linux was that I started caring more about security. However, Windows tweaking apps never burned me.

Jesus. The immense tonal shift from his usual comics made this even darker.

They both dropped him. Hawk Girl did not catch him.