Punchbowl News reports that the former Senate majority leader, who is retiring after his current term ends in January, lost consciousness at his Washington, D.C., home at 8:36 a.m. on June 14, before a dispatcher sent over an Advanced Life Support ambulance. Journalist Desiree Townsend posted a recording of the call from the emergency dispatcher Tuesday afternoon to X.
He is one of the most responsible people for where American politics are today.
Absolutely no conscience and no morals, he is as close to pure evil a politician can get. He was among the main people that created the circumstances that allowed Trump to become president of USA.At his funeral, throw a fire extinguisher in his grave. Where he is going, he will need it.
I don’t believe in a hell, but I think a fitting eternity for Mitch is forever being ass fucked with a pineapple (no lube, pointy end first) while licking clean Lindsey Graham’s “ladybugs”
Hopefully he’ll be right next to kissinger
As well as Donald J Rapeinger
How can you not believe in Hell? We’re in it now.
You just had to say it. My mind has been trying to repress that fact and you just had to say it.
Don’t waste a perfectly good fire extinguisher on that slug. Give him an empty one with a hole in the side, because that’s about as much as he gave the citizens on the country.
Set the dancing crabs on high alert.
They been on high alert since Krasnov leaked his hand bruise photo. What’s higher than high alert because those crabs are going through all my weed
Destiel on standby with bated breath
Don’t party, he’s still alive, and an absolute disgrace to turtles.
Hopefully he’s in pain
I wouldn’t wish pain on anybody. It’s a good thing he’s a nobody.
Aww… welp keeping the champagne on standby.
We can celebrate the fact he’s abstaining from voting.
Correct, I still have to find his final phylactery and destroy it, this happened right after I got to the penultimate
Thoughts and prayers
They are going to Bernie him until they can be sure they’d get another republican just as malicious as he was.
Hopefully a speedy death for ole Bitch McConnell
I’d prefer to see slow, painful, and humiliating.
Well good news, that’s exactly how they’re doing it to us.
Why couldn’t this have happened like, 20 years ago
He died as he lived. Holding up Senate business for his own personal bullshit reasons.
At what point is it elder abuse to let him keep trying to work as a senator?
Ask Dianne Feinstein. Staffers were dragging her hand to the vote-clicker by the end, because she could barely move herself.
Kinda hard to ask her at this point.
Break out the ouija board and find her restless ghost. I refuse to believe that bitch ain’t haunting something.
Politicians should not be working right up to the moment of death.
Clearly the work isn’t too difficult if these people are choosing not to retire. Clearly the pay and benefits (and under-the-table backroom dealing) is too sweet to pass up for a happy retirement.
I guess when you get so many days of paid vacation, healthcare, and access to billionaires bribing you with luxury vacations, who needs to retire? It’s not like they’re out there going door to door serving their constituents…
Hope the endless void swallows you whole and you feel it you pos.
How could they tell?
When asked if he enjoys having no power over the machine he helped create, he shat himself as opposed to his usual routine of pissing himself. The foul odor was a sign of distress.
Who would rush in such a situation?
There is no emergency in a pandemic or the McConnell household is the rule I was taught
