I could take lessons on how to woo the opposite sex with this style of poetry.
Poetic, but like not in a gross way
Just like normal words rubbing up against each other like an over-crowded city bus in the middle of summer.
But not in a weird way or anything.
This is what I imagine Vogon poetry sounds like
They tried
Had absolutely no idea when to stop. Comments probably kept going after the screenshot. 10/10 no notes.
This sounds like it’s the setup of an Oglaf comic
What do You mean “face”?
I’ve got sensory issues with goop on my skin. I’ve also done a lot of kissing, and many of those kisses involved lips coated in cosmetic products.
This, but in the gross way. I won’t even kiss my wife if she has lipstick on, 0/10.
I’m so confused. Is she somehow kissing herself? There doesn’t seem to be anybody else involved in this story, it’s just her.
My guess is her lips are sticking to each other?
But in a sexy way. Like two salamanders that have been slathered in Vaseline.
It’s actually Neil DeGrasse Tyson’s alt account
I’m really happy it’s not in a gross way, because for a moment I was grossed out. But they explained it’s fine, and I trust them.
Gorl what
