
Bad news, I don’t think it’s mild cheddar anymore
When a friend’s parents passed away, he came over to start packing up their house. He found tartar sauce that could vote and little onyx-like bricks of partially consumed cream cheese in the fridge. The spice rack contained Owl Spices which were donated to the state historical society.
He found tartar sauce that could vote
Strange that it had the sentience to accomplish that.
It doesn’t have sentience, it votes Republican
yeah anyone recommending eating that is just wrong
I remember getting into such a heated argument with a dumbass on early lemmy about moldy bread and cheese.
it got so heated that I was issued a temporary ban for telling them to go ahead and eat a moldy cheese sandwich and die from food poisoning.
some people just want to prove they’re “tough” by risking their lives for the dumbest shit.
Moldy bread? Nah.
Moldy hard cheese? Just generously cut off the mold and it’s fine*
*I wouldn’t feed this to anyone else, but I’d eat it, and do all the time
EDIT: the USDA agrees that moldy hard cheese is safe to eat https://ask.usda.gov/s/article/If-food-has-mold-is-it-safe-to-eat
For hard cheese, such as Cheddar, cut off at least 1-inch around and below the mold spot (keep the knife out of the mold itself). After trimming off the mold, the remaining cheese should be safe to eat.
Rule of thumb, don’t be a dumbass about it and you can do potentially dangerous stuff just fine
It isn’t potentially dangerous when properly trimmed though, that’s the point.
Still more cultured than the US.
~pls ignore, this is just rage bait. Have a nice day.~
If the wax seal has never been broken and it’s been kept in a cool pantry or cellar, I’d 100% eat it.
If you cannot verify either: chuck it.
As best as I can tell, the wax is still has no cracks and it’s been stored in the beer fridge this entire time
Open gently, place on a freezer cooled plate and let it breathe for an hour… carve and enjoy.
That is the most Wisconsin thing I’ve ever seen.
Side note and please don’t take offense: FTP
Lol we’re no fans of the packers either. Iirc it was a joke gift for when my grandparents moved to their current house



