Das feet
They’re trying to seize the means of reproduction.
am guy. gonna shave my legs and get feminine flip flops for extra tip
Flip flop for the tip top.
inb4 some person writes a fember service
feminine flip flops
What even is that?
That was more skin than I ever wanted to see outside a NSFW instance.
think I proven my point
Hubba hubba
that’ll be three fiddy.
That’s the way!
And paint your nails
Add fake tiddies for extra bonus.
It doesn’t say that it works only for female feets. We have a sample size of one so we shouldn’t jump to conclusion. We need to take into account other data we can gather like the gender pay gap which would suggest that men earn more money and therefore male feet would generate even more tip. That’s obviously just an indication, it’s impossible to say anything for certain with the data we have available.
I’d know it was you. You wouldn’t fool me.
Nah, it would be too much effort to shave and paint the nails every day.
I’d stuff another female leg just for the photos into my glove box.
Another? How many legs do you have in your glove box?
Your nails need shaving?
Don’t yours?! What kind of freak doesn’t shave their nails. That’s just weird!
…here come my fake feet!
The top left picture is like: “gotta get her some flowers, but gotta tip those feet too.”
People saying because it’s a woman but honestly I was thinking it works because you’re creating a small human connection in a system that alienates us from each other, providing “value” we didn’t know we nedded
Maybe it’s both. I would guess that men’s feet would get tipped more than no feet, but less than women’s feet.
Poetry
Why is there a white lady on the cover image, are we trying to whitewash feet pics now?
It completely conforms, when you think about it
This is AI right? Like the bag in the top left is DOJ g some weird jank and the welcome mat is a reverse cursive.
That looks a lot like Brit Marling, the actress.
The bag in the top left looks normal to me. It has a bouquet of flowers sticking out. And mirrored images aren’t all that strange.
Former foot fetish models have to make s living somewhere
I guess fashions come and go, but I never understood the appeal of that bright/flat, chalk/paper white color on nails.
Wut
My impression is that this post got so many upvotes because you’ve put the pictures in.
Quad erat demonstrandum
Penguin Classic: Happy Feet
In what app?
I have to tip when I order like I’m a psychic about the level of service I’m going to receive. If I was prompted to tip after, my food would probably come with less pubes and spit.
Uber prompts me to tip right after the order but I can skip it and pay just the food now and the tip later, after the order arrived.
Doordash puts the tip in the order so that drivers can view them as bids for service, and they generally snatch up the highest tipping orders immediately. Low/no tip orders with long distances or a lower rated customer might languish, unclaimed, because drivers won’t want to take them for insufficient pay.
I always tip well when I use these services because I live in a generally low income area, and I know what it’s like to struggle.
Because of this, I usually get really good service. Probably because I have a good rating from tipping so well.
Which is why the delivery workers got so pissy after the delivery apps moved tipping to after the delivery.
https://www.businessinsider.com/uber-eats-doordash-delivery-worker-tipping-nyc-law-2026-1
This is the only service where I have to be Carnac to figure out how much to tip.
