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Can we talk about number 7? Am I supposed to be kissing right under their chin like they some sort of cat? I don’t kiss my cat there. I mean like chin scratches.
Romance strategy: lost roomba
Those are indices, not coordinates
I say this with love as a fellow neurospicy person: this is one of the most hilariously autistic things I’ve ever seen 😄
Blehblehbleh 🧛
Hahaha, that was my first thought too.
I was disappointed to zoom in and realise these are just shopped on top rather than drawn or tattooed
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Ok, but 1, 10 and 29 are delicious. The rest seem kind of weird
So am I supposed to drag my lips across the lines?
No, you kiss the points, carefully memorize the locations, then afterwards connect them with a pen.
Ballpoint or sharpie?
Permanent marker
Yes, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. And make sure your lips aren’t to dry, it’s supposed to be nice and sloppy, kinda like a slug.
The lips are supposed to make separate contact, otherwise it’s a raspberry.
So you kiss, and pogo stick your tongue out and trace the line with that, then kiss again, and pogo stick your tongue.
Lather, kiss, repeat.
It’s simple
Ahhh, so that’s what a snail trail is.
and be sure to add some nibbles and bites liberally along the the way, with forcefulness depending on the proclivities of your partner :3
