• tal@lemmy.today
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    They’re expensive because it’s the last one you’ll ever need

    Every 3 years a new water bottle brand completely oneshots middle class white women like clockwork

    There are lots of targeted products and demographics for which this sort of thing is true. My guess is that this is probably very far from the most costly example, though.

    My water bottle — I got one as part of a kit for my bike — is determinedly untrendy and plastic, but it looks like these Owala things are $29. If I got one of those instead and did so every three years, that’d be $10/year. Is it necessary or financially optimal? No, probably not, but for perspective, a large pizza is about $30 where I am. The water bottle is probably a healthier unnecessary purchase than the pizza…and I get a pizza a lot more frequently than one every three years.

    I mean, the !flashlight@lemmy.world or the !fountainpens@lemmy.world or the !knives@sopuli.xyz or the !EDC@sopuli.xyz people all have their own often-not-really-necessary items that they get and carry around — and most of those tend to be more guy things — that in all honesty are mostly for fun. You could buy a number of these Owala water bottles for what a nice Spyderco knife might run, and you don’t need to pay what a Spyderco knife runs to get a sharp bit of metal to have with you.

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        Thanks. Looks like I’m subscribed to both, and just hit the first when searching. The latter does seem to be more active.

        And I’m not trying to single out those people. Looking at that community list, I have probably seven or eight pocketknives myself (including two Spydercos), several flashlights (including a tri-18650-cell, Anduril-firmware flashlight), probably a dozen fountain pens (including one gold nib-equipped one), and a multitool that I carry with me. Those are, if I am to be honest, unnecessary toys — I would be at most very mildly inconvenienced if every one of those disappeared tomorrow. Just saying that before we get too enthusiastically involved in bagging on the middle-class white woman who spends $10/year on a not-really-necessary fad waterbottle…maybe everyone should consider their own unnecessary stuff. If they’re truly more disciplined and ascetic, fair enough. But I think on the “toy” scale, the fad waterbottle probably isn’t especially bad.

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    I’ve been using nalgene bottles forever because I like my water room temperature. Im probably 80% microplastics now.

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      I carried one for like a decade, I’ve got a couple of metal bottles that I’ve had for years now too.

      I think we are all fully marinated in petroleum byproducts.

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    😅😅😅. Wtf is even this Owala Shit.

    Like

    Hello, yes, it’s water bottle.

    A water bottle designed for people who drink water. You can hydrate fast

    😅😅😅. Who’s coming up with that shit?

    Their FAQs

    Does the Owala bottle contain lead?

    Like, this is seriously the most frequently asked question?

    They don’t even have pictures of the opened bottle or how you actually drink from it to show “how to hydrate faster”.

    The whole thing looks like crazy satire which went to far.

    And what a steal. Only 42 € for a fucking water bottle (plus shipping, 'cause why not).

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      Owala is the best bottle. 36 hours of freezing cold water that doesn’t leak at all. That sounds harder to come by than you’d think.

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      Not familiar with Osaka either, but that question about lead makes sense - as that was the cause for the downfall of the previous fad-bottle brand Stanley.

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          They use it as a seal plug on the exterior base for the vacuum chamber which is then sealed.

          Not ideal but not as bad as it sounds. But still a silly thing to do, especially considering the target audience.

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            They weren’t exactly the target audience. It was more like when teenage boys started liking My Little Pony. A complete surprise, but they took advantage of it as well as they could.

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    I saw one of those 24 bottles on a window sill in the lecture hall. It’s Made from recycled Aluminium from 24 Coken cans i believe.

    When i returnwd to the same hall two weeks later it was still there in the exact samespot, so i thought “im having that!” and bright it home.

    It’s excellent,sealsconfidently,tastes amazing out of the fridge.

    10/10 recommend.

    Karen is in to something!

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      Just remember that the hard part is not buying the thing, but keeping it clean. I’ve seen some filthy MFs drinking swamp water with a dash of mold. Some of those chic water bottle designs are nearly impossible to keep clean.

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    I gave away everything but a bowl to hold my water, but I saw a boy drink water from only his hands.

    How have become so materialistic?

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    I think the owala is almost perfect. Owala is probably the most revolutionary out of all the previous ones. The crazy downside is you can’t put hot water in it

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    Middle class white women are like men who only play AAA shooters or sports games and kids with most things; they see something that’s becoming popular and latch onto it like parasites and make it their whole personality.
    There are many other groups of people loke this bit I’m too fucking tired ATM and already in bed to list any more, it’s all just a never ending thing.

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    I purchased an RTC stainless steel insulated tumbler in 2015. It’s the only cup I ever use and it’s still going strong after daily use and still looks brand new. Was 20 bucks (they were clearly undercutting Yeti at the time). It’s been a solid purchase, I think the same cup from them now runs 40 bucks on Amazon.

    Then again I’m still using the same plastic ninja turtle bowl I got from a box of Cookie Crisp cereal in 1988… So anything will last a very long time with care.

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      Then again I’m still using the same plastic ninja turtle bowl I got from a box of Cookie Crisp cereal in 1988…

      Back when there were cool goodies in cerial boxes. I miss those days. I especially remember getting Rollercoaster Tycoon 1 on CD once.

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        They had to stop that because they were targeting kids and forcing sugary cereal on them with bribes.

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    I’m up to three 30oz Yeti “stackable cups”. They’re great–insulated, dishwasher safe, durable, replaceable lids, fit in my cup holder, fits my hand.

    And then Yeti discontinued the size. (the 30 oz tumbler is a different shape than the stackable cup, it’s wider at the bottom and too big for my hands). Grumble.

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    No plastic, no aluminum. No glass either just because I’m clumsy. Wide opening only. If I can’t fit my hand in to clean it, I don’t want it.

    I have a 64 oz one, and a 128 oz one. Am aiming for them to be buy-it-for-lifers.