Yes, it was RTIC, then Stanley, now Owala?? Were the Nalgene ever a thing?
Nalgene was the thing if you were “outdoorsy” in the late 90’s, early 00’s
They’re expensive because it’s the last one you’ll ever need
Every 3 years a new water bottle brand completely oneshots middle class white women like clockwork
There are lots of targeted products and demographics for which this sort of thing is true. My guess is that this is probably very far from the most costly example, though.
My water bottle — I got one as part of a kit for my bike — is determinedly untrendy and plastic, but it looks like these Owala things are $29. If I got one of those instead and did so every three years, that’d be $10/year. Is it necessary or financially optimal? No, probably not, but for perspective, a large pizza is about $30 where I am. The water bottle is probably a healthier unnecessary purchase than the pizza…and I get a pizza a lot more frequently than one every three years.
I mean, the !flashlight@lemmy.world or the !fountainpens@lemmy.world or the !knives@sopuli.xyz or the !EDC@sopuli.xyz people all have their own often-not-really-necessary items that they get and carry around — and most of those tend to be more guy things — that in all honesty are mostly for fun. You could buy a number of these Owala water bottles for what a nice Spyderco knife might run, and you don’t need to pay what a Spyderco knife runs to get a sharp bit of metal to have with you.
You’re going to call out !knives@sopuli.xyz and not !pocketknife@lemmy.world? Hey, now.
We are committed to getting people to spend money on dumb shit over here.
Thanks. Looks like I’m subscribed to both, and just hit the first when searching. The latter does seem to be more active.
And I’m not trying to single out those people. Looking at that community list, I have probably seven or eight pocketknives myself (including two Spydercos), several flashlights (including a tri-18650-cell, Anduril-firmware flashlight), probably a dozen fountain pens (including one gold nib-equipped one), and a multitool that I carry with me. Those are, if I am to be honest, unnecessary toys — I would be at most very mildly inconvenienced if every one of those disappeared tomorrow. Just saying that before we get too enthusiastically involved in bagging on the middle-class white woman who spends $10/year on a not-really-necessary fad waterbottle…maybe everyone should consider their own unnecessary stuff. If they’re truly more disciplined and ascetic, fair enough. But I think on the “toy” scale, the fad waterbottle probably isn’t especially bad.
They just keep getting better at holding water.
I’ve been using nalgene bottles forever because I like my water room temperature. Im probably 80% microplastics now.
I carried one for like a decade, I’ve got a couple of metal bottles that I’ve had for years now too.
I think we are all fully marinated in petroleum byproducts.
😅😅😅. Wtf is even this Owala Shit.
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Hello, yes, it’s water bottle.
A water bottle designed for people who drink water. You can hydrate fast
😅😅😅. Who’s coming up with that shit?
Their FAQs
Does the Owala bottle contain lead?
Like, this is seriously the most frequently asked question?
They don’t even have pictures of the opened bottle or how you actually drink from it to show “how to hydrate faster”.
The whole thing looks like crazy satire which went to far.
And what a steal. Only 42 € for a fucking water bottle (plus shipping, 'cause why not).
Owala is the best bottle. 36 hours of freezing cold water that doesn’t leak at all. That sounds harder to come by than you’d think.
Sounds like a problem that THERMOS solved in like the 1950s I’m guessing?
The lead question is unfortunately necessary. A lot of vacuum bottles have lead
Not familiar with Osaka either, but that question about lead makes sense - as that was the cause for the downfall of the previous fad-bottle brand Stanley.
Hold up, that one contained lead?
They use it as a seal plug on the exterior base for the vacuum chamber which is then sealed.
Not ideal but not as bad as it sounds. But still a silly thing to do, especially considering the target audience.
They weren’t exactly the target audience. It was more like when teenage boys started liking My Little Pony. A complete surprise, but they took advantage of it as well as they could.
I saw one of those 24 bottles on a window sill in the lecture hall. It’s Made from recycled Aluminium from 24 Coken cans i believe.
When i returnwd to the same hall two weeks later it was still there in the exact samespot, so i thought “im having that!” and bright it home.
It’s excellent,sealsconfidently,tastes amazing out of the fridge.
10/10 recommend.
Karen is in to something!
Just remember that the hard part is not buying the thing, but keeping it clean. I’ve seen some filthy MFs drinking swamp water with a dash of mold. Some of those chic water bottle designs are nearly impossible to keep clean.
24bottles are also easy to clean. Wide opening, gentle threading on the cap, one rubber gasket that can come off. They sell replacement caps+gaskets if you let one get too moldy
Owala is easy to clean.
I gave away everything but a bowl to hold my water, but I saw a boy drink water from only his hands.
How have become so materialistic?
Quit blocking my Sun.
I think the owala is almost perfect. Owala is probably the most revolutionary out of all the previous ones. The crazy downside is you can’t put hot water in it
Ofcit’s the most recent one.
It’s always the last place you look.
Care to explain?
- It’s easy to clean, easy to use, easy to carry
- the lid completely covers the mouthpiece
- the new ones have a decent handle
- doesn’t have any wear components. -You can use the straw when driving or reading so you don’t block your vision.
The only real downside is that it can spill if the lid is open and it tips over.
It’s way better then anything else I’ve seen on the market or the camelback one I used for 15 years before I got this one.
Thanks!
It’s got a lock to stop that spill. At least the one I have does.

Not sure if you’ve seen these but you can drink out of these like a normal bottle but it also has an integrated straw. Pretty epic.
That is cool!
Middle class white women are like men who only play AAA shooters or sports games and kids with most things; they see something that’s becoming popular and latch onto it like parasites and make it their whole personality.
There are many other groups of people loke this bit I’m too fucking tired ATM and already in bed to list any more, it’s all just a never ending thing.Followed shortly by the new, and not better, water holding devices.
I purchased an RTC stainless steel insulated tumbler in 2015. It’s the only cup I ever use and it’s still going strong after daily use and still looks brand new. Was 20 bucks (they were clearly undercutting Yeti at the time). It’s been a solid purchase, I think the same cup from them now runs 40 bucks on Amazon.
Then again I’m still using the same plastic ninja turtle bowl I got from a box of Cookie Crisp cereal in 1988… So anything will last a very long time with care.
Then again I’m still using the same plastic ninja turtle bowl I got from a box of Cookie Crisp cereal in 1988…
Back when there were cool goodies in cerial boxes. I miss those days. I especially remember getting Rollercoaster Tycoon 1 on CD once.
They had to stop that because they were targeting kids and forcing sugary cereal on them with bribes.
Absolute Barbarian Mode: Diet Coke bottle full of water
Barbarians could only hope for all those microplastics. You are one level up, my friend.
I should level up to mason jar and make cops think I’m downing moonshine in broad daylight.
I’m up to three 30oz Yeti “stackable cups”. They’re great–insulated, dishwasher safe, durable, replaceable lids, fit in my cup holder, fits my hand.
And then Yeti discontinued the size. (the 30 oz tumbler is a different shape than the stackable cup, it’s wider at the bottom and too big for my hands). Grumble.
hits Google Shopping, which indexes pretty much anything you can buy on the Web
I assume that you’re talking about this:
https://www.rei.com/product/127087/yeti-rambler-tumbler-with-magslider-lid-30-fl-oz
And not this, which has a wider base:
…though confusingly, it’s the latter called a “stackable cup” and the former a “tumbler”.
This is what I like: https://merc.li/CwgZNBjDb?sv=0 , which is confusingly the same cup as https://merc.li/U7v2s8beb?sv=0 . (Near as I can tell, Yeti changed how they measure volume when they went from straw to mag slider lids)
No plastic, no aluminum. No glass either just because I’m clumsy. Wide opening only. If I can’t fit my hand in to clean it, I don’t want it.
I have a 64 oz one, and a 128 oz one. Am aiming for them to be buy-it-for-lifers.
Why no aluminum
I’m a little concerned about the potential for aluminum toxicity.
In what way is aluminum toxic?
Edit- I looked it up. If you have kidney disease it can accumulate and cause other problems, but the amount entering the body from aluminum cooking items is incredibly low. I’d imagine even lower from a drinking cup.
Enh maybe it’s fine. Even so, steel is real.
Aluminum is not strong enough for me. I need to buy the most indestructible products because I will unintentionally break them. I have broken a nalgene already
In that case if all else fails, there is titanium.
Which stainless steel still beats in terms of strength. The main advantage of titanium is it’s really light
What material?
Stainless steel.
Asbestos
Absolutely. With proper application, asbestos can make all kinds of products last the rest of your life.
The miracle material!
My water is so protected from unexpected fires!
Thank god, my water keeps spontaneously combusting now my house is safe from water thanks to asbestos
Worth it for that sulphur flavor though










