cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/53132549
cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/53089196
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/41332146
The real shitpost ist reposting this image over and over so you have to go back from cross post to cross post.
Siete leches.
I once encountered a legendary seis leches cake. In addition to the standard tres, it also had I believe coconut cream, almond milk, and dulce de leche.
Well, three
Is the magic number
Yes, it is.
There is an opportunity cost of not being able to do a whippit tho
Hear me out - cinco leches
You’re mad! You’re crazy!
whoa whoa whoa gettin a little crazy there!
Yeah, that wasn’t cool. You can’t just say shit like that.
Catorce leches
You wouldn’t dare!
How many different animals do you really want to milk?
On second thought, I just realized I’m not actually hungry.
I’m listening……
FUCK EVERYTHING, WE’RE DOING 17 LECHES!
More milk per milk.
My lactose intolerant guts are already about to explode just by looking at it…
Skill issue
Depends.
This here being the shitpost community, my skill certainly greatly exceeds yours in this case…
3 lactaids for tres leches
4 lactaids for cuatro leches
cuatro lechazos
Is this an American thing? Anyone able to explain.
Tres leches is a Latin American-originated cake soaked in condensed, evaporated, and normal milk/cream.
And it’s wonderful. Cold. Mmm.
(I’m not an Amrican, but) This comment explains it. It’s two similar cakes. The original picture is a joke about the number of “leche” you get.
Cuatro leches? En esta economía?
Hey everyone, check out Senor Sacos de Dinero over here.
Solo esos gatos gordos pueden pagar una leche cuarta.
Fuck do I need to practice my Spanish.
You forgot this: ¿
Imposible
So what’s the fourth leche here?
The kid named leche:
I’d like to know, too. Condensed, evaporated, cream, and…???
Goat.
I’d try that.
I looked it up. Apparently it is usually coconut milk, but sometimes it’s horchata.
I believe cuatro leches is tres leches with dulce de leche poured on top
But dulce de leche is brown… Both of these are white.
I’d be happy with just one leche tbf.
