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What happens if you draw two yellow line circles around it?
Whomst the fuck tried to use a fae as a substitute for a daemon? It’s called a daemon engine not a fairy engine, there’s a reason we don’t use fae and it’s shit like this and them just inventing new terms of service. Shoddy craft all around, whoever made this needs to return to Zharr-Naggrund and be made into an Infernal Guard.
I always wondered why Vampires don’t just eat the salt.
Really traditional vampires are super OCD; one of the ways to get rid of them is to spill a big bag of eg. rice in front of them, and they’ll spend so long counting every grain that they’ll get caught by the rising sun. Salt ought to work as well?
One grain of salt, two grains of salt. Ah ha ha ha. Three grains of salt…
They have hypertension and it’s bad for them.
Plot twist: they can’t navigate entire cities. Some very well maintained streets, maybe.
Maybe we should build streets especially for them, then. Except I don’t think they’ll need the full width of a normal street. With their computer-driven precision they could probably get by with just a couple of narrow strips of metal.
No, just one strip of… it’s really more of a shelbyville idea
I’ve heard those things are awfully loud.
And you could probably optimize traffic by increasing the size of the cars to include a lot more seats, or even standing room. Or even connecting multiple cars together for efficiency if there are a lot of other people who want to take the same route.
we’ll rename the cars to “pods”
you’re on to something 🤔 perhaps some type of rail that goes on the road for high speed travel hmm
Ah yes, trains, the logistics version of “evolve into crab”
People always complain about “reinventing the wheel,” but it just brings me so much joy when the discussion inevitably ends in rediscovering trains as the ideal mode of transportation.
Trains are good but trolleys are too
You guys need to watch Adam Something (or probably already do) 🤣
Pretty sure some wooden planks in the middle would do wonders for stability and durability. Maybe some gravel too. Why has nobody thought of this yet??
Wouldn’t chalk be faster, cheaper, and more wind-resistant?
You can do the same with ants and chalk circles
Sure, or just a can of white spray paint. I assume it works too, if this does. I dont trust Lemmy random meme pics though.
But chalk is used for summoning spells.
Thank you, a man of culture!
And better for the environment
This was an art project, the text is completely made up.
Does popping a cone on the hood still work? I don’t live close enough to the airport to try it anymore
I highly doubt this is true.
Can I hire Etsy witches for this?
You can hire Etsy witches for WAY more things than you think.
E-Witches
Anyone have the contact info of the one who killed Charlie Kirk?
wink wink nudge nudge
I like to make my brownies myself. I’ll figure out what else those witches can do for me
Subaru Impreza 1998 would never
TBF I know humans this would work on too.
Me! The bullies at work keep doing this to me :(
Snail warfare
Guess they are demons.
and chickens
