Leave it a fucking hole in the ground.
He should move into the hole.
I’d rather he get a burial at sea.
“I can’t be expected to live in this glass house. Not after all these rocks I’ve been throwing.”
Maybe if you were decent person you could have not caused people to want to lob missiles at you.
Will it protect him from the Hauge?
They have no power over here.
It won’t even be started before Trump pops his clogs.
The other option was for Him to stop being a douche but that is not possible
Genetically impossible to do.
lmao horeshit
It would be a nice room to kill himself tbh
I think the hamburgers are more likely to end him than missiles.
Reminds me of that Brecht quote.
Some party hack decreed that the people
had lost the government’s confidence
and could only regain it with redoubled effort.
If that is the case, would it not be be simpler,
If the government simply dissolved the people
And elected another?Bertolt Brecht
Will this $600m ballroom be finished before the end of president?
No,the 800 million dollar facility won’t be finished in time for that
The 1.6 billion ballroom will probably not be finished, but the money is somehow gone.
I dunno, 2.2 billion for a ballroom seems like a great deal.
Yeah, almost a steal at 3.6 billion. I can’t believe they got such a good deal. They’re practically saving trillions.
I’m sure the Trump family are comfortably provided for, somewhere in that $4.1B
You’ve got to spend a trillion to save a trillion, so they say.
As if there aren’t dozens of steps before another country strikes upon the U.S.
He’s not worried about another country. He’s worried about a well-earned military coup.
So the bunker is deeper than that Iranian nuclear facility?
If we’re doing conspiracy theories maybe that’s why he’s using up all the good missiles
Is he using up all the concrete too? More than one way to make a bunker someone’s final resting place.
Or civil war and/or federal dissolutionment, if those happened it’s almost garunteed federal control of DC would fall almost immediately. He would need a bunker to hide in for possibly weeks in such a case. Assuming he isn’t killed immediately.
hes probably worried when the magat zombies finally turn on him,.
I’d argue that Trump being hit by a missile attack would IMPROVE the USA national security.
Anyone with an IQ higher than their shoe size agrees
Sounds like quite the waste of money then.
Bunkers don’t need ballrooms.
Yeah build the bunker and put some grass on top
The difference between a bunker and an oubliette is what the people on the outside decide to do with the entrance/exit.
Just make sure there’s some amontillado inside.
As if we needed any further confirmation that the bunker beneath it was the actually important part of the project.
(Can we please ensure that the bunker is stocked with at least one Luger pistol? For tradition’s sake.)
Give them a Nambo instead. They don’t deserve the build quality of Luger.
The Nambu has a notoriously weak cartridge. With a skull like his he’d be liable to botch it badly and probably wake up with a full diaper and a headache.
Not sure if that’d be better or worse than the alternative really.
Also contrary to popular belief they’re generally really well made unless it’s an extremely late one. 8x22 is just really really weak.
Slow acting but irreversible poison.
Nah I want the thing to blow up in their hand. I’m more of a maim until they wish for death kinda guy. Then you can ensure they eat through a tube for years to come.
I like your style.
Ventilation, with an accessible shutoff. You know, for the safety of linesmen
Does Donald have aspirations of finally becoming a painter as well?
Hopefully he is inspired to paint the wall of his bunker in bright red
Hitler shot himself with a Walther PPK
