This reminds me of Bill Hicks’ bit about future advertising, how in the future there’d be an advert where it’s just a view of a beautiful woman, and the camera pans back, revealing she’s topless, camera pans further back, completely naked, and her legs are apart, and her fingers spreading her lips apart, and it just says “Drink Coke”. … “No I don’t know the association. Yes I’m buying the product.” I guess we’re already past that future.
There are very small dildos that are, like, barely bigger than your index finger. Start from that, use a lot of lube, and eat good amount of fiber.
Make sure you are relaxed enough. If you clench your ass like a guillotine, you won’t enjoy it. Let it slip in gently, naturally, effortlessly. It may still feel weird at first, but then you’ll learn to do it and you’ll have plenty of fun!
I should buy a dildo but I’m still too scared to put anything in my ass. Gotta practice first anyways.
Edit : I could also go for some Coke Zero.
This reminds me of Bill Hicks’ bit about future advertising, how in the future there’d be an advert where it’s just a view of a beautiful woman, and the camera pans back, revealing she’s topless, camera pans further back, completely naked, and her legs are apart, and her fingers spreading her lips apart, and it just says “Drink Coke”. … “No I don’t know the association. Yes I’m buying the product.” I guess we’re already past that future.
There are very small dildos that are, like, barely bigger than your index finger. Start from that, use a lot of lube, and eat good amount of fiber.
Make sure you are relaxed enough. If you clench your ass like a guillotine, you won’t enjoy it. Let it slip in gently, naturally, effortlessly. It may still feel weird at first, but then you’ll learn to do it and you’ll have plenty of fun!
uhm so from my experience is that it’s all psychological. the question is only whether you can relax deeply enough (pun intended)
Probably start with the dildo. The shape is gonna be easier to get used to.