Are the top shelf items helping maintain the problem?
I never went that route, when I had that problem.
For months, I was on 4L of Dr Pepper a day, and never realised I had a problem, until the day I drank 9L in 24 hours. … I never thought about sticking those top shelf items anywhere though. Does that ease the constipation?
9 liters holy shit. I would get sick of Dr. Pepper before the first bottle was done
Buy Pepsi
I guess I don’t hate myself enough.
Plot twist: soda boxes are full of dildos.
Wait 'til you open the produce drawer.
Just the essentials…
The essentials and some beverages!
Yea, man. That can really mess with your guts, I hear
Thought I was the only one that chilled my alien dildos.
Why the hell do you have your cokes packaged in cardboard?
easier to transport that way
Okay but I have more questions.
Why are they storing all those in the fridge? They could have 2 of them in there and the other cokes outside, that would be much more space efficient. There would be much more space for things other than cokes.
Thermal mess keeps the fridge cooler when opening the door
Normal Coke Enjoyer.
I should buy a dildo but I’m still too scared to put anything in my ass. Gotta practice first anyways.
Edit : I could also go for some Coke Zero.
This reminds me of Bill Hicks’ bit about future advertising, how in the future there’d be an advert where it’s just a view of a beautiful woman, and the camera pans back, revealing she’s topless, camera pans further back, completely naked, and her legs are apart, and her fingers spreading her lips apart, and it just says “Drink Coke”. … “No I don’t know the association. Yes I’m buying the product.” I guess we’re already past that future.
There are very small dildos that are, like, barely bigger than your index finger. Start from that, use a lot of lube, and eat good amount of fiber.
Make sure you are relaxed enough. If you clench your ass like a guillotine, you won’t enjoy it. Let it slip in gently, naturally, effortlessly. It may still feel weird at first, but then you’ll learn to do it and you’ll have plenty of fun!
uhm so from my experience is that it’s all psychological. the question is only whether you can relax deeply enough (pun intended)
Probably start with the dildo. The shape is gonna be easier to get used to.
Walnuts in the refrigerator? That’s weird.
Gotta keep your nuts close to your dicks.
And cabbage, on the top shelf, not in the bottom drawer!?
Nah, keep them from getting rancid in the summer heat.
alt: an elephant standing inside a room. text at the bottom says “address me”.I’m the same way. I buy like 7 or 8 of the 35 packs from Costco. When I get my own place, I plan to buy a coke soda fountain like they have at restraints and stuff. I figure its cheaper in the long run, and irs probably better for the environment.
I thought that and looked in to it. It’d take years to pay for itself (even if soda is the only thing you drink), and you also have to get a commercial ice maker and keep the ice bin on the soda fountain full, bcs none of them actually chill the soda, it gets chilled when the water is piped through the bottom of the ice bin. It’s easier and cheaper just to buy the Costco 36 packs and an extra fridge for them.
Pretty sure they run on syrups. Just buy a big container of it. If you need it to be carbonized, buy a carbonizor. No need to spend 2k on a dispensor.
The dispenser mixes the syrup with the carbonated water to turn the syrup (a sticky goo) into soda.
Yes, but you can do that manually instead of spending 2k to automate it
The syrup comes in a big bag, which is deisgned to be hard to get out with single uses. The nozzle that it come out links into the feeding tube to mix with the seltzer makes it hard to reseal to prevent spills. Also, you gotta get the portions right for the mixing of the syrip to co2 to water. Not something to be done without the mechanical tool.
Also, 2k is basically what I spend on coke in like 3 years. So, it’d pay for itself pretty quickly.
At least you’re eating your vegetables
I’ve also got an egg!
At some point you just start buying the 2 liters
Not the same.
Agreed. Work has gotten me really into diet ginger ale (the patients don’t drink them nearly as fast as everything else) and something about the crack of the can opening plus those small few gulps of freshly effervescent carbonation really takes me back to the days when I’d enjoy an utterly transcendent cold beer in a hot shower after getting home in the morning.
Fridge full of Cock-a-Cola.
No Chance, or was he too big to fit in there?
