Unless the room’s poorly lit, then they might have huge eyes without being in murder mode.
The more a cat wants to kill something, the cuter it is.
Unless it’s another cat, or something they’re afraid of but can’t run away from.
Then it’s all spiky hair, and nails, and teeth, and swung back ears, and arched back, and hissing or, even worse, yowling like a banshee.
Ohhhhh long johnson
A sleepy look from a kitty is a loving look.
Eyes wide open? Be aware the automated security system has activated on the leaping quadslasher.
“The ONE weird thing”?
Dilated pupils mean that either they’re cute and about to chase down that toy you’re waving around… or if you’re prey-sized, you’re dead.
I think my cat is playing with me. But he totally could take me down as his prey.
Let’s be real, the average housecat could easily Levi Ackerman a human



