• cRazi_man@europe.pub
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    23 days ago

    The wise learn from the knowledge of their elders. Heed my words younglings: Don’t push too hard to try to start. It might push out a massive noisy fart… Or worse

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      23 days ago

      In the bathroom? Who cares? It’s the one place farts are expected/allowed/celebrated whatever your kink. But in no world should it be shunned to fart in a bathroom.

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        23 days ago

        — Mom, where do babies come from?
        — Well, you know… when you are on the toilet… and you push too much… sometimes… you know?

        That kid is gonna be traumatised for sure!