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FirmDistribution@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 days ago

Where my klitoris users at?

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Where my klitoris users at?

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FirmDistribution@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 days ago
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  • mastod0n@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    I’m more of a GIMP guy.

  • heartSagan5@lemmy.zip
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    1 day ago

    It must be a KDE version.

  • sol6_vi@lemmy.makearmy.io
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    To all the users in chat having issues with klitoris, protip: it requires sudo for pretty much every command.

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    Only problem with that is most men wouldn’t be able to find it.

  • k0e3@lemmy.ca
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    1 day ago

    Is this meme from 2020? Windows would just call it Internet Copilot.

  • TerraRoot@sh.itjust.works
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    The Clit is legit

    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      thanks!

      I’ve been looking for that for the past 30 years.

      • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works
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        At least the man who provides the documentation is huge.

  • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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    There’s an awesome linux tool called “fuck”. When you make a typo in a CLI command and get an error message, all you have to do is type “fuck” and it looks at your last command and the error message and takes a guess at fixing it. If it’s right all you have to do is hit Enter. Super useful!

  • Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
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    Who is this Clitoris fellow everyone always talks about? Is he like Diogenes or some shit?

  • ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de
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    2 days ago
    klitoris: Permission denied
    
  • Ramsesder13te@feddit.org
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    2 days ago

    Me naming my files: fgzvtj

    • Logarrhythmia@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      So that’s how urxvt got named!

  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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    2 days ago

    I don’t think that app exists but there is this

    https://github.com/openlyst/klit

    • Routhinator@startrek.website
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      Is it Klit or Kilt, the readme literally says both…

      • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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        https://github.com/openlyst/klit/commit/bf1279efa747d8835b1fe718d4d65947b6c57dcc

        The name is being changed.

        • rethnor@lemmy.zip
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          Boooo!

        • Badabinski@kbin.earth
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          2 days ago

          well that’s no fun!

  • PieMePlenty@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    bash: klitoris: command not found...
    :(

    • BCsven@lemmy.ca
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      Use the -f option to find it

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      No, you should touch klitoris or finger klitoris, not bash it.

      man klitoris

      no manual entry for klitoris

      Well that explains a lot.

      • Panda (he/him)@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        man klitoris? Don’t you mean bussy?

        • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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          No that would probably be the xfce equivalent.

      • GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world
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        2 days ago

        This is such an underrated joke.

  • kamen@lemmy.world
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    I’m kind of surprised that Apple didn’t name the iPhone just “Phone”.

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      Probably not enough to get recognised as a brand.

      • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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        Common dictionary words are not trademarkable. In fact, if an existing trademark becomes common in speech it becomes genericized and the trademark is lost. One of my personal hobbies is doing that to Velcro.

        That, and you’ve got to remember how big iPods were at the time. In 2007, it was weird that Apple was entering the cell phone market. The iSomething branding basically saved the company in 2001 with the iMac and iBook, the iPod was the first electronics gadget I ever remember being worn as a status symbol, the first that got treated like designer clothing or shoes. That “I have an iPod, and you have…whatever that is.” White headphone cords were a fashion statement. The Motorola Razr phone got the same treatment before the iPhone.

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          Physical products - maybe, but it doesn’t seem to apply to software. And Apple is not the only offender in that (although I have to admit that they’re somewhat good at coming up with generic and yet recognisable names because of the context). Just try to think of a desktop or mobile OS that doesn’t bundle a default app with a generic name like Files, Mail, Internet and so on.

          • LwL@lemmy.world
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            They’re not trying to trademark those. Others can call their default apps the same thing and it’s fine. Others can’t call their default in house browser chrome (unless they’re google).

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          One of my personal hobbies is doing that to Velcro

          Oh you mean velcro?

          • kamen@lemmy.world
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            Is this xerox a Canon?

          • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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            2 days ago

            See? It’s working.

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              That’s a brand??? Then what’s the actual thing called?

              • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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                Yeah most space age material names are. It’s dacron wrapped in mylar surmounted in inconel plated in clyno and attached with velcro. Which of those did I make up?

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                  I know that Mylar, Inconel and Velcro are real, so it’s a toss-up between Dacron and Clyno.

                  After consulting an online source, I vote that Clyno is the imposter.

              • RebekahWSD@lemmy.world
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                Hook and loop fastener or something long and unwieldy

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    GNOME folks are like “well, before GNOME was even a thing, we had this application called The Gimp, and we kinda wish we didn’t call it that, so please don’t name your apps for laughs OK?”

  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    It’s my favorite app to play around with

    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      Search results: klitoris not found.

      • wizzor@sopuli.xyz
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        Wetware feature.

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